No cap, this category is bussin fr fr.
A college kid's college kid, as superficial as they get.
Distributed Denial of Service
don't talk to me loser
do you want me to come over and eat your p***y until you c** on my face
The textual equivalent of verbal diarrhea, occurring when your fingers can't stop typing and produce an unstoppable stream of messages, emails, or posts. It's what happens when your internal editor takes a lunch break and your keyboard becomes a weapon of mass communication. Usually regretted immediately upon sending.
A childish teasing term used to mock young boys, designed specifically to trigger tears and tantrums. The nonsensical food-based insult that somehow hits harder than actual mean words when you're under ten.
An Aussie company through and through with the best disinfectant sprays on the market. (50% of all profits go to charity!)
DN stands for DEEZ NUTS
The sexiest man alive Glasses always on lock down He always got a thicc bunda And never ceases to disappoint
don't ask me how I know this
Dynamic Host Configuration Protocol
Don't worry about it.
While it might seem like "datenap" is stealing a date, it's being so uninterested in a date that you fall asleep or zone out. If you startdatenapping, you probably don't have a connection with your date and should probably let them down quickly.
To get rejected or curved by someone you're trying to hook up with, presumably with the smooth evasive maneuver of a drifting car. The romantic equivalent of getting left in the dust while someone speeds away from your advances.
A delightfully obscure insult for someone lacking basic common sense or intelligence. It suggests the person is so clueless they might as well be standing downwind of a nuclear test site. This regional gem is perfect for when 'idiot' feels too mainstream.
Drunken Fun is when a chick plays games with your head by making you think that your getting somewhere when your really not.
don't forget to be awesome
A draft dasher is a fantasy football term for an owner who drafts a team but leaves it before the season is over. The practice of draft dashing breaksFFetiquette and is one of the most frustrating aspects of FF.
A time of day that doesn't actually exist, popularized by Mystery Science Theater 3000 as a sarcastic response to "What time is it?" It's the temporal equivalent of "whenever" meets "who cares," perfect for when actual time-telling seems like too much effort. Peak dad-joke energy.
Street slang for heroin, named for its potent, fuel-like punch. Not to be confused with the actual fuel, the Vin Diesel actor, or those jacked gym bros who also get called diesel. Context is everything.
When you spell 'sad' backwards and somehow create a new expression that means the exact same thing but sounds vaguely European. It's the kind of wordplay that Gen-Z uses to make being bummed out sound slightly more interesting. Peak lazy linguistics that actually caught on.
dumb f**king operator
While DTN4L and DTN surfaced in the late-2010s, they didn't become mainstream popular until 2022. For the grammar police, "don't trust no one" is a double negative, but the abbreviation is meant to warn others about who they trust or be used as a mantra to move forward in their love life.
When a middle-aged man overindulges in craft IPAs with the kind of determination usually reserved for marathon training, resulting in a hangover discussed with equal parts shame and pride. It's peak dad energy: going too hard on the most dad beverage imaginable.