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While it might seem like "datenap" is stealing a date, it's being so uninterested in a date that you fall asleep or zone out. If you startdatenapping, you probably don't have a connection with your date and should probably let them down quickly.
When a middle-aged man overindulges in craft IPAs with the kind of determination usually reserved for marathon training, resulting in a hangover discussed with equal parts shame and pride. It's peak dad energy: going too hard on the most dad beverage imaginable.
A childish teasing term used to mock young boys, designed specifically to trigger tears and tantrums. The nonsensical food-based insult that somehow hits harder than actual mean words when you're under ten.
An adjective meaning cool, awesome, or generally impressive—probably straight out of a 1970s time capsule but somehow still charming.
An Aussie company through and through with the best disinfectant sprays on the market. (50% of all profits go to charity!)
A Dirty Kimmi is when you insert a strawberry blowpop in your butthole while 69ing on top of a 95' Mazda Miata surrounded by a full naked orchestra in the middle of a cornfield. Each member of the orchestra also has a blow pop up their bum but not necessarily strawberry. Oh and they're playing ACDC's "Thunderstruck".
Do I look like I care
depends on your point of view
do you want me to come over and eat your p***y until you c** on my face
DisTwitter is a community of Disney fans who discuss the company's movies, TV shows, and theme parks on Twitter. Surprising no one who's passingly familiar with social media, DisTwitter throws around a lot ofhot takesabout Disney properties. Members of DisTwitter also share pictures of themselves visiting Disney parks, meeting Disney characters, and dressing in Disneycosplay.
A divorce body is when a person going through a divorce improves his or her physical attractiveness. The person may have gainedrelationship weightand is now dieting, exercising, and/or getting plastic surgery to attain an improved divorce body.
A strong beautiful woman who's stuck up
A killer chest or triceps exercise, a dip. Not to be confused with chewing tobacco.
A wealthy suburbanite who lives in a McMansion and drives a luxury car but still eats like a frugal immigrant, subsisting on lentils and leftovers to squeeze every penny. The embodiment of 'live below your means' taken to its most ironic extreme—why order takeout when you can retire at 45?
Street slang for heroin, named for its potent, fuel-like punch. Not to be confused with the actual fuel, the Vin Diesel actor, or those jacked gym bros who also get called diesel. Context is everything.
A colorful descriptor for someone acting foolishly or making an ass of themselves, borrowed from our four-legged friends known for stubbornness. It's essentially calling someone out for their donkey-level decision-making skills. Less harsh than its profane cousins, but equally effective at conveying disappointment.
22-inch rims on a car; a status symbol in car culture that makes your ride sit higher and look significantly more impressive (and significantly more expensive to replace).
A college kid's college kid, as superficial as they get.
Distributed Denial of Service
don't even think about it
A time of day that doesn't actually exist, popularized by Mystery Science Theater 3000 as a sarcastic response to "What time is it?" It's the temporal equivalent of "whenever" meets "who cares," perfect for when actual time-telling seems like too much effort. Peak dad-joke energy.
A complimentary (or brutally honest) way to describe someone sporting a particularly voluminous posterior, especially when flaunted in flattering athletic wear.
The polyamorous ship name for Minecraft YouTubers Dream, GeorgeNotFound, Karl Jacobs, and Sapnap—because apparently two-person ships are so 2019. Not to be confused with the coffee chain, though both keep people awake at ungodly hours. Welcome to the chaotic world of internet fandom where shipping logic has left the building.
Distracted in workwalking victim is a person who is so important and mighty at work they cant take time to walk properly. They usually end up walking into a pole which bruises there ego even further that they go on a rampage at work with other employees