No cap, this category is bussin fr fr.
Dark stories of mill road
do you want me to come over and eat your p***y until you c** on my face
DisTwitter is a community of Disney fans who discuss the company's movies, TV shows, and theme parks on Twitter. Surprising no one who's passingly familiar with social media, DisTwitter throws around a lot ofhot takesabout Disney properties. Members of DisTwitter also share pictures of themselves visiting Disney parks, meeting Disney characters, and dressing in Disneycosplay.
A physically immobile, recreational act where one's mind wanders off into scenarios outside their current reality. Usually done when one is bored or when one wants to escape reality.
A wealthy suburbanite who lives in a McMansion and drives a luxury car but still eats like a frugal immigrant, subsisting on lentils and leftovers to squeeze every penny. The embodiment of 'live below your means' taken to its most ironic extreme—why order takeout when you can retire at 45?
A time of day that doesn't actually exist, popularized by Mystery Science Theater 3000 as a sarcastic response to "What time is it?" It's the temporal equivalent of "whenever" meets "who cares," perfect for when actual time-telling seems like too much effort. Peak dad-joke energy.
An Italian swag person, very influent for Italy's economy. Legends say that his dick is longer than a tree.
damn you auto correct
Those who want you to tell the truth might start a message with DLTM ("don't lie to me"). This acronym is primarily used in online chat and text messages, by those seeking honest responses.
A deinfluencer (or "de-influencer") is someone who actively discourages people from buying overhyped or unnecessary products, often as a counter to traditionalinfluencerculture. Instead of promoting trendy items, deinfluencers give honest reviews, warn against wasteful spending, and encourage smarter purchasing decisions. This trend gained traction on platforms like TikTok, Instagram, and YouTube in the early 2020s, partially due to inflation, where users push back against excessive consumerism and misleading marketing.
when someones tits smells of vinegar
Onomatopoeia describing a particularly well-endowed posterior that jiggles rhythmically when in motion—'da-donk' on the upswing, 'a-donk' on the descent. It's a playful, almost musical way to appreciate posterior physics. The term captures both the visual and the imagined sound effect of hypnotic booty movement.
Slang for someone who's two-faced or disloyal, playing both sides like a double agent without the cool spy credentials. It references the number two to indicate duplicity and fake behavior. When someone's rolling a deuce, they're showing one face to you and another to everyone else.
An alternate spelling and pronunciation of "dog" that transcends its literal meaning to become a term of endearment, camaraderie, or casual address. Born from hip-hop culture and street slang, it's the verbal equivalent of a friendly fist bump. Can be used to greet friends, express disbelief, or simply acknowledge another human's existence in your general vicinity.
Danalee is a girl who’s a freak in the sheets. She can be sexy, and cute at the same time. She extremely confident. Even tho she has a fetish for incest stuff and feet.
a really cute guy that has an amazing smile, really nice and adorable, hotter then the sun and gives the best hugs and cuddles
Don't Even Give Me That
dumb f**king operator
Don't f**king waste my time
driving under the influence
don't you text me again
When you start to cry, and the tears become so abundant that the tears become acid, like acid rain, and they start to burn your face, and then they eventually burn your face off, and you die.
December 12th you can bitch slap a nigga and he can do ahit about it.
When a middle-aged man overindulges in craft IPAs with the kind of determination usually reserved for marathon training, resulting in a hangover discussed with equal parts shame and pride. It's peak dad energy: going too hard on the most dad beverage imaginable.