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A physically immobile, recreational act where one's mind wanders off into scenarios outside their current reality. Usually done when one is bored or when one wants to escape reality.
Spanish for someone who acts shamelessly, without decency or honesty—often paired with "puta" for extra emphasis. It's the perfect word for calling out someone's audaciously disrespectful behavior when English just doesn't capture the level of scandalous boldness.
An alternate spelling and pronunciation of "dog" that transcends its literal meaning to become a term of endearment, camaraderie, or casual address. Born from hip-hop culture and street slang, it's the verbal equivalent of a friendly fist bump. Can be used to greet friends, express disbelief, or simply acknowledge another human's existence in your general vicinity.
The male who enters(cuts into) an otherwise all-female daisy chain, engaging in sex with one or more of them. It thus includes everyting from a one guy/two girls threesome to a one male/any number of females group sex.
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A draft dasher is a fantasy football term for an owner who drafts a team but leaves it before the season is over. The practice of draft dashing breaksFFetiquette and is one of the most frustrating aspects of FF.
Sometimes, people send DYHAB just as a way of getting to know others better. But most times, people who send DYHAB are romantically interested in you.
An example of when you might see DF is when a woman captions a picture on Facebook of the flowers he gave her, "My DF surprised me at work with these beautiful flowers!" Or, you might see it in a post in an online forum about dating, romance, or marriage.
Devil's lettuce is a derogatory name for "cannabis," which is a plant used to make the marijuana drug. The drug may be used for recreational or medicinal purposes, and typically alters a person's nervous system, which is commonly referred to as getting "high."
The textual equivalent of verbal diarrhea, occurring when your fingers can't stop typing and produce an unstoppable stream of messages, emails, or posts. It's what happens when your internal editor takes a lunch break and your keyboard becomes a weapon of mass communication. Usually regretted immediately upon sending.
Onomatopoeia describing a particularly well-endowed posterior that jiggles rhythmically when in motion—'da-donk' on the upswing, 'a-donk' on the descent. It's a playful, almost musical way to appreciate posterior physics. The term captures both the visual and the imagined sound effect of hypnotic booty movement.
A made-up term describing the tendency to falsely diagnose or accuse someone of having compulsive or obsessive traits they don't actually possess. A critique of lazy analysis masquerading as expertise.
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Sending two consecutive text messages without receiving a reply between them, a move that teeters between enthusiasm and desperation depending on context. It's the digital equivalent of knocking twice on someone's door—either you're excited or you're needy, and everyone can tell which.
The sexiest man alive Glasses always on lock down He always got a thicc bunda And never ceases to disappoint
An abbreviation of doing; saves about 0.1 seconds of time by removing the "g;" commonly used in chat rooms when asking others what or how they are doing.
Discord Kittens are Discord users who act cute or enter into relationships with other users to get gifts. These gifts may be Discord-specific items, such as a Discord Nitro subscription, orIRLitems, such as money, jewelry, or clothing.
This quote is derived from the Arabic old saying: لا تبيع خبزك على خباز. It’s used as an expression of wisdom and knowledge when said by you. Yet, when said to you it’s a warning that means you’ve been caught.
To be disgusted and embarrassed.
When 2 people of similar ranks and/or tenure are working together closely on the same projects and they each keep managing to delegate tasks back and forth more than once each.
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