No cap, this category is bussin fr fr.
Don't f**king waste my time
don't give a rats ass
Carefree people use DW to mean "don't worry." These people believe that worrying is meaningless because it doesn't change anything. And you know what? They're right!
While it might seem like "datenap" is stealing a date, it's being so uninterested in a date that you fall asleep or zone out. If you startdatenapping, you probably don't have a connection with your date and should probably let them down quickly.
DisTwitter is a community of Disney fans who discuss the company's movies, TV shows, and theme parks on Twitter. Surprising no one who's passingly familiar with social media, DisTwitter throws around a lot ofhot takesabout Disney properties. Members of DisTwitter also share pictures of themselves visiting Disney parks, meeting Disney characters, and dressing in Disneycosplay.
Typically, it is best never to reply to a text while operating a vehicle. However, if you must respond, you can pull over and type "dx" to communicate that you are driving and will respond when you arrive at your destination.
Dashie is a nickname for Rainbow Dash, one of the main characters in "My Little Pony Friendship is Magic." Dashie is also the subject of fan fiction, which includes the YouTube video "My Little Dashie - The Mini Movie".
A dismissive term meaning trash or terrible at something, allegedly created by the legendary Henry Colon. It's what you call someone who consistently fails at basic tasks or displays disappointingly low skill levels. The word itself sounds like what it describes—something unpleasant you'd rather not deal with.
A time of day that doesn't actually exist, popularized by Mystery Science Theater 3000 as a sarcastic response to "What time is it?" It's the temporal equivalent of "whenever" meets "who cares," perfect for when actual time-telling seems like too much effort. Peak dad-joke energy.
For someone to be VERY sexy but also open to having sex. Pronounced Do- decalicious
(verb)-Meaning to tell someone information. (slang) to give the 411*
Danalee is a girl who’s a freak in the sheets. She can be sexy, and cute at the same time. She extremely confident. Even tho she has a fetish for incest stuff and feet.
a really cute guy that has an amazing smile, really nice and adorable, hotter then the sun and gives the best hugs and cuddles
don't worry about it
damn you auto correct
A hot and sexy robot that switches from daddy sun to alpha moon
The quiet, silent, gal in your office who has more miles on her than Liz Taylor's mattress with questionable hygienic practices. Oft times you can see the fluid building up in her shoes.
East Coast slang that's short for 'dead ass serious,' used to emphasize that you're being completely honest or to express strong agreement. Born in New York street culture, it migrated across the country and internet like a linguistic virus, often paired with 'B' or 'son' for maximum authenticity. If you're not from the tri-state area and using it, prepare to be judged accordingly.
To get rejected or curved by someone you're trying to hook up with, presumably with the smooth evasive maneuver of a drifting car. The romantic equivalent of getting left in the dust while someone speeds away from your advances.
Someone being disrespectful, rude, or acting like a complete douche, referencing the legendary Mexican mother's disciplinary slipper (chancla). Essentially calling someone so obnoxious they deserve the wrath of an angry abuela's footwear.
A wealthy suburbanite who lives in a McMansion and drives a luxury car but still eats like a frugal immigrant, subsisting on lentils and leftovers to squeeze every penny. The embodiment of 'live below your means' taken to its most ironic extreme—why order takeout when you can retire at 45?
Homer Simpson's signature exclamation of frustrated realization, now a universal expression for those face-palm moments when you've messed up. Officially added to the Oxford English Dictionary in 2001, proving that cartoon dads shape language. The audible equivalent of hitting yourself in the forehead.
Street slang for heroin, named for its potent, fuel-like punch. Not to be confused with the actual fuel, the Vin Diesel actor, or those jacked gym bros who also get called diesel. Context is everything.
To ram a vehicle off the road with criminal intent to rob it, specifically referencing the iconic armored car heist scene from the 1995 film 'Heat.' Because apparently some people watched that movie and thought 'great tutorial' instead of 'great cinema.'