No cap, this category is bussin fr fr.
don't talk to me loser
Carefree people use DW to mean "don't worry." These people believe that worrying is meaningless because it doesn't change anything. And you know what? They're right!
For example, your connection to a messaging service may have been interrupted as you were conversing with a friend, and when you return, you say, "sorry about that. i got d/c from the app somehow." Or, you were at a pivotal point in a gaming quest, and your WiFi dropped out, prompting you to text your friend, "im so mad. i got d/c from the internet and am trying to get back on."
Used to describe demisexual people in a joking way, or make fun of them
DSNR It's A Friendship name used for 2 person who are going to be friends for life,no matter what...they will always be there
Is the action of dating to Dominicans at the same time in order to forget your ex-
East Coast slang that's short for 'dead ass serious,' used to emphasize that you're being completely honest or to express strong agreement. Born in New York street culture, it migrated across the country and internet like a linguistic virus, often paired with 'B' or 'son' for maximum authenticity. If you're not from the tri-state area and using it, prepare to be judged accordingly.
A dismissive term meaning trash or terrible at something, allegedly created by the legendary Henry Colon. It's what you call someone who consistently fails at basic tasks or displays disappointingly low skill levels. The word itself sounds like what it describes—something unpleasant you'd rather not deal with.
The polyamorous ship name for Minecraft YouTubers Dream, GeorgeNotFound, Karl Jacobs, and Sapnap—because apparently two-person ships are so 2019. Not to be confused with the coffee chain, though both keep people awake at ungodly hours. Welcome to the chaotic world of internet fandom where shipping logic has left the building.
A Dirty Kimmi is when you insert a strawberry blowpop in your butthole while 69ing on top of a 95' Mazda Miata surrounded by a full naked orchestra in the middle of a cornfield. Each member of the orchestra also has a blow pop up their bum but not necessarily strawberry. Oh and they're playing ACDC's "Thunderstruck".
do I look like I f**king care
An abbreviation of doing; saves about 0.1 seconds of time by removing the "g;" commonly used in chat rooms when asking others what or how they are doing.
While it might seem like "datenap" is stealing a date, it's being so uninterested in a date that you fall asleep or zone out. If you startdatenapping, you probably don't have a connection with your date and should probably let them down quickly.
A divorce body is when a person going through a divorce improves his or her physical attractiveness. The person may have gainedrelationship weightand is now dieting, exercising, and/or getting plastic surgery to attain an improved divorce body.
To be disgusted and embarrassed.
Sending two consecutive text messages without receiving a reply between them, a move that teeters between enthusiasm and desperation depending on context. It's the digital equivalent of knocking twice on someone's door—either you're excited or you're needy, and everyone can tell which.
An escalated form of douchebag, reserved for someone whose douchey behavior has reached such epic proportions they deserve a surname to commemorate it. It's douchebaggery with pedigree. The kind of person who makes regular jerks look like decent humans by comparison.
Street slang for heroin, named for its potent, fuel-like punch. Not to be confused with the actual fuel, the Vin Diesel actor, or those jacked gym bros who also get called diesel. Context is everything.
A mildly creative insult for an annoying person you'd prefer to never see again. Less harsh than alternatives, but still effectively dismissive of their entire existence.
To ram a vehicle off the road with criminal intent to rob it, specifically referencing the iconic armored car heist scene from the 1995 film 'Heat.' Because apparently some people watched that movie and thought 'great tutorial' instead of 'great cinema.'
An Aussie company through and through with the best disinfectant sprays on the market. (50% of all profits go to charity!)
Distracted in workwalking victim is a person who is so important and mighty at work they cant take time to walk properly. They usually end up walking into a pole which bruises there ego even further that they go on a rampage at work with other employees
When you take laxatives, shit into a cup, and proceed to fill up a syringe with your shit and black tar heroin, and then inject it into one of your veins.
don't give a rats ass