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Any small creature or being that attacks at ankle height—be it a yappy dog, an ambitious toddler, or a particularly determined tick—a unifying concept for minor ankle-focused menaces.
Someone who weaponizes religious scripture or claims divine authority to justify harmful actions, abuse of power, or refusal to listen to opposing views—zealotry with convenient footnotes.
A phonetic spelling of "party" that somehow makes the word sound more chaotic and exciting, typically pronounced with excessive enthusiasm and possibly chemical assistance. It's "party" spelled how it sounds when you're already having too much fun. The number of exclamation marks required depends entirely on your excitement level and sobriety.
An acronym standing for 'Agreed Huge Time'—a shorthand way to express emphatic agreement with whatever absurdity someone just stated.
The instant dopamine hit and validation you experience when someone with actual followers retweets your tweet, briefly convincing you that your hot takes actually matter. It's social media's version of an endorphin rush for your ego. In the attention economy, this is as close as most of us get to genuine success.
Hyperbolically ridiculous; the theatrical cousin of 'ridiculous' that cranks the absurdity up to eleven and refuses to come back down.
British slang for being dramatically dumped by your partner, often with the implied humiliation of having your belongings thrown out (literally in a bin bag). If getting dumped is bad, getting binbagged is getting dumped with maximum theatrical flair.
An emoji-only callout meaning 'you're being a clown'—the visual equivalent of an eye-roll response to someone's idiotic statement, condensed into three perfectly sarcastic characters.
Something so catastrophically, irredeemably bad that normal 'bad' doesn't adequately describe it—you need to invoke this British/Irish intensifier to convey the full scope of disappointment. It's shit elevated to an art form.
To be in an elevated, hyped-up energy state where excitement is so contagious you're basically radiating pure hype; turnt, lit, gassed up, and ready to go.
A podcast-born catchall phrase meaning to go way overboard—whether completely solving a problem, procrastinating extensively, creating unnecessary chaos, or literally freezing something solid with overkill enthusiasm.
An ultra-intensified version of 'hit me up' for when you're desperately bored and need someone to hang out with *immediately*—because regular HMU just doesn't convey sufficient loneliness.
Strategically giving someone else the gift you're 100% certain someone else is about to give you—basically regifting before you even receive it, which requires either psychic abilities or aggressively predictable friends.
The petty post-breakup scramble to comment and like a mutual friend's posts before your ex does, thereby 'claiming' them to your side—basically digital team selection at its most immature and passive-aggressive.
Hip-hop slang for 'you hear me?' or 'you know what I'm saying?'—a rhetorical check-in to confirm your message landed.
Edgy slang for 'shut your mouth'—usually deployed after someone says something spectacularly cursed, inappropriate, or socially tone-deaf.
A cultural artifact from a previous era that transcends fashion cycles and remains universally cool indefinitely—not a nostalgia fad, but something with genuine cross-generational consensus that never actually goes out of style.
An emphatic, amped-up version of 'squad' that serves as both a battle cry of loyalty and a name for your crew. Deploy it when declaring solidarity with your friends or when you need to sound extra hyped.
Someone notorious for ignoring messages until they have something weed-related to discuss. A person whose selective communication skills are suspiciously synchronized with cannabis topics.
A Japanese term meaning 'lonely' that's used in English internet culture to describe a melancholic or solitary state. Perfect for when you need to sound poetic about feeling isolated.
A satirical scoring system that quantifies someone's perceived victimhood status based on their identity categories. A mockery of identity politics that suggests some people accumulate advantage through claiming marginalization.
An uncontrollable gastrointestinal emergency where your digestive system decides to betray you repeatedly and catastrophically throughout the day.
The overwhelming cool-factor and unearned confidence exuded after pulling off something impressive while visibly covered in sweat; peak coolness meets moisture.
A person who kills the vibe by being boring, negative, or refusing to participate in fun; the party pooper's even-more-insufferable cousin.