oral vasectomy

Definition

Edgy slang for 'shut your mouth'—usually deployed after someone says something spectacularly cursed, inappropriate, or socially tone-deaf.

Example Usage

That joke was so bad, you deserve an oral vasectomy.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=oral%20vasectomy&defid=15720315)

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