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Humorous, loosely-reasoned financial logic that justifies spending or saving money through creative (and often illogical) rationalization. Common examples include considering money spent on sale items as money saved, or justifying expensive purchases because they'll be used frequently.
A middle rank in a hierarchical ranking system; something that is average, mediocre, or neither exceptional nor poor. Neither the best nor the worst, but acceptable or serviceable.
Currently popular or receiving significant attention on social media platforms, search engines, or the internet at large. Something is trending when it rapidly gains visibility and engagement across multiple users and platforms.
A request or plea for someone to believe in your honesty, reliability, or competence without requiring proof or verification. Often used when asking someone to accept your word on faith.
A colorful exclamation used to express shock, frustration, or exasperation at a particularly egregious situation—heaven's expletive for when regular swearing won't cut it.
A generously rolled cannabis cigarette, thick enough to require both hands and ambition, typically the recreational equivalent of saying 'I'm about to be unavailable for important decisions for the next few hours.'
Strategically giving someone else the gift you're 100% certain someone else is about to give you—basically regifting before you even receive it, which requires either psychic abilities or aggressively predictable friends.
Playful slang for COVID-19/coronavirus that lets you sound cooler while discussing a global pandemic. It's the verbal equivalent of giving your nemesis a nickname to make it seem less terrifying—because apparently everything is scarier when you have to say the full clinical name.
A satirical scoring system that quantifies someone's perceived victimhood status based on their identity categories. A mockery of identity politics that suggests some people accumulate advantage through claiming marginalization.
A theatrical insult hybrid born from 'douche' and 'biznatch,' designed to tell someone they're both annoying and completely undeserving of respect with maximum linguistic flair.
The internet slang equivalent of upgrading your laugh mid-keystroke; a hybrid of LOL and OMG for when something is so funny it transcends normal laughter.
Nonsensical placeholder syllables used when you've completely blanked on the real lyrics—the phonetic equivalent of vibing your way through a song your brain abandoned.
A cold drink serving triple duty as a pick-me-up on hot days, a peace offering to angry people, or the social lubricant of choice at awkward nerd conventions.
Simultaneously trampled and stomped on by a crowd, combining two types of humiliation into one mortifying experience—it's bullying meets physics.
An aggressive driving maneuver where you tailgate a slow driver while honking obnoxiously, then floor it to zip around them—basically the automotive equivalent of a passive-aggressive exit from a conversation.
When someone radiates awkward, uncomfortable energy that makes you instinctively paranoid and puts the whole room on edge—they don't vibe naturally, and your gut knows it.
The end-stage evolution of yellow fever where someone's attraction to only one race becomes so consuming it actively damages their dating life and relationships. It's an obsession that's crossed from preference into dysfunction.
Deadhead slang for taking psychedelic drugs or 'dosing,' likely inspired by the Grateful Dead's 'Dozin' at the Knick' live album—it's the groovy way to say you're about to trip without being too obvious about it. Popular among Phish fans and tie-dye enthusiasts everywhere.
Being a complete and utter moron with zero awareness of what's literally happening in front of your face—it's the opposite of reading the room, more like ignoring the entire building. It's the state of willful obliviousness masquerading as confidence.
A musician who plays the saxophone and is simultaneously envied and mocked by other band members—especially trumpet players who can't hide their jealousy. Saxophonists are the cool-but-nerdy royalty of the orchestra.
Slang for a female partner being menstruating; a crude but straightforward way to indicate that certain activities are off the table for biological reasons. Not exactly eloquent, but definitely efficient.
British school slang for someone who travels excessive distances just to hang out with the cool crowd and vape in bathrooms. It's peak teenage rebellion meets dedication to peer validation.
To throw something with maximum force and velocity, usually a ball or object. A verb for launching items with reckless abandon and impressive distance.
A casual greeting abbreviated from 'word up, g money'—a way to say hello with street credibility and camaraderie. Pure 90s/2000s energy condensed into two words.