Jared Thomas

Definition

Someone notorious for ignoring messages until they have something weed-related to discuss. A person whose selective communication skills are suspiciously synchronized with cannabis topics.

Example Usage

Don't bother texting him about plans—he's being such a Jared Thomas right now.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jared%20Thomas&defid=7885557)

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