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The act of calling someone to live-stream a concert through your phone so they can experience it remotely—basically a poor man's VIP ticket delivered through Bell Labs technology. The original concert livestream hack before Twitch made it official.
To rev an engine to its absolute maximum RPM limit (the red line), typically when the engine is already dying and you've got nothing to lose. A reckless move that says 'if we're going down, we're going down hard.'
A serial photo-bomber who specializes in sneaking into the background of strangers' pictures with the precision of a tactical operative and the social awareness of a golden retriever. This term also describes the act of photo-bombing itself, known as 'picture vulching.'
The morning-after bathroom emergency that happens at a pub instead of at home after a heavy night of drinking. Basically, taking one for the team by pooping literally anywhere except your own bathroom.
The state of being heavily sedated or nodding off after taking Clonazepam (Klonopin), a benzodiazepine. Someone who's 'Pammin'' is visibly out of it, staring into space with zero awareness of their surroundings.
A man of integrity, humility, and genuine character who somehow manages to maintain his principles while still achieving success. Basically a unicorn in human form.
An imaginary location created by mashing together Philadelphia, Delaware, Prague, and Chicago—the digital nomad's fever dream when their WiFi works everywhere and nowhere simultaneously.
Someone who's so desperate for relevance that they write their own Urban Dictionary entry, usually combining delusion with zero self-awareness. A cautionary tale about what happens when nobody asks you to define yourself.
Make-believe, imagination, or role-playing—the timeless art of pretending to be someone or something else for fun.
A drinking circle endgame where everyone counts down, chugs simultaneously, and hurls their empties into the center like a chaotic beer can volcano. It's what happens when college students weaponize peer pressure.
To waste time engaged in purposeless activities, the verbal equivalent of spinning your wheels while accomplishing absolutely nothing. A euphemistic way to describe procrastination's most committed practitioners.
A spouse who has effectively lost their partner to Pokémon Go, usually while the partner is staring at a phone in a parking lot. It's dark humor about people who would rather hunt virtual critters than face the real world. Tragic, yes, but the Pokédex is probably complete.
An expression of strong disapproval, disappointment, or disgust toward a situation or person. A way to voice your 'absolutely not' energy without actually saying those words.
Spanish slang for 'bread of God'—describes someone so genuinely kind and wholesome they seem almost unrealistically good. Basically the human equivalent of a saint.
A playful, cutesy term for young children or a group of little kids, often used in whimsical or affectionate contexts.
The agonizing mental math you perform during a movie to determine whether your bladder's discomfort will actually ruin more of your viewing experience than a bathroom break would. It's the cinematic equivalent of a cost-benefit analysis, except the currency is your comfort and dignity.
The onomatopoeia for something expanding or puffing up—think a marshmallow in the microwave getting thicc in real-time. The opposite of 'soom,' which is deflation.
To customize and upgrade a vehicle with flashy modifications—paint jobs, chrome, high-end audio systems, and stylish wheels. Inspired by the MTV show that turned ordinary cars into over-the-top party vehicles.
The controversial relief some readers feel when a beloved book series finally ends, usually accompanied by guilt for not being sadder about it.
A newer member of the Phandom, the fan community around YouTubers Dan and Phil, who is considered annoyingly clueless by veteran fans. Phannies often push for Dan and Phil to date, or ship PHAN without grasping the deep friendship at the center of it all. Veterans sigh, roll their eyes, and quietly add another link to the fandom's FAQ.
The 2016 Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen song, a viral earworm so catchy it lodges in your skull and stays there long after you've stopped listening. The only known cure is more PPAP, which is a cure that causes its own symptoms.
Swollen, puffy, or bloated—like Wimpy from Popeye after he's been stung by a bee. Describes any body part that's puffed up to cartoon proportions.
Internet forum shorthand for 'Pics or You Are Lying'—the digital equivalent of calling someone out for making an outlandish claim without proof. Used to demand photographic evidence when someone's story seems too wild to be true.
A tongue-in-cheek name for Air Force One, the fanciest airplane on Earth, which is basically a government-grade hoopty. In reverse, it's what you call your beat-up car when you're feeling proud of it anyway. Either way, it's a flex that's a little bit rusted at the edges.