Pee Calculus

Definition

The agonizing mental math you perform during a movie to determine whether your bladder's discomfort will actually ruin more of your viewing experience than a bathroom break would. It's the cinematic equivalent of a cost-benefit analysis, except the currency is your comfort and dignity.

Example Usage

During Satantango's five-hour runtime, I had to abandon pee calculus entirely and just accept my fate.

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