No cap, this category is bussin fr fr.
A cheeky way of telling friends that getting laid is your top agenda item for the weekend—basically code for 'don't expect me to be available because I have romantic ambitions.'
The subtle art of recognizing when your friend is ghosting you or deliberately avoiding your calls—that moment of realization expressed through pure disdain.
A gastronomic masterpiece of fried foods with zero nutritional value, typically paired with a sugary dark soda for maximum arterial clogging potential. It's what your taste buds want but your cardiologist absolutely dreads.
A cheeky personification of one's own hand when used for solo recreational purposes. It's what you're stuck with when your actual relationship is on holiday.
A person who exemplifies all the quintessential qualities of being a lad—whether that means being fun-loving, reliable, or just genuinely good at being themselves. It's the highest compliment you can give to someone who gets it right.
Post-Pandemic Normalcy—the disturbing new baseline where things that would've shocked us two years ago are now just background noise in the news cycle. Basically, we're all emotionally numb now and calling it normal.