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An acronym standing for John F. Kennedy—used as an exclamation reference or joke about the historical figure and his assassination.
A poser who superficially adopts Juggalo culture without actually knowing the music, lingo, or lifestyle—essentially a tourist in a subculture they just discovered on Urban Dictionary. The musical equivalent of wearing a band t-shirt of a band you've never heard.
Two people who are so aesthetically perfect and romantically flawless together that they achieve near-deity status among their peers—the kind of couple that makes others believe in soulmates.
The Bradford Pear tree (Pyrus calleryana), a popular ornamental plant whose spring flowers emit a semen-like odor, turning springtime into an awkward olfactory experience for anyone in the know.
A South Park-inspired mispronunciation of 'job' that entered the internet lexicon when angry redneck characters blamed outsourcing. Now it's the go-to ironic way to whine about employment.
British text-speak for 'jolly good show,' aka the most aggressively polite way to say 'nice one.' Common among people who think Peaky Blinders is a documentary.
An extremely moody and volatile person with zero chill who takes everything personally and responds to mild jokes with full-blown adult tantrums.
A generic placeholder noun for any object or thing when you can't remember or don't know its actual name—quintessential Philadelphia slang. Literally anything tangible can be a jawn if you say it with sufficient confidence.
Slang coined by Tom Waits for airline workers hollowed out by constant travel. The term captures the soul-crushing reality of living at 35,000 feet.
So mind-blowingly incredible that it triggers intense euphoria and amazement; the kind of amazing that makes you lose your composure and gush uncontrollably. Can apply to anything—food, music, experiences—that's just that exceptional.
Someone who shows initial romantic interest then completely ghosts you without explanation; named after a basketball player's one-season strategy, describing someone who's committed to you for exactly one date.
Internet acronym for 'jiggling my butt cheeks'—deployed in online conversations as absurdist humor, whether expressing mock enthusiasm or pure nonsensical fun.
A person of such profound stupidity or annoyingness that they deserve this intensely specific insult; the human embodiment of every frustrating interaction you've ever had.
Someone notorious for ignoring messages until they have something weed-related to discuss. A person whose selective communication skills are suspiciously synchronized with cannabis topics.