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Jesus jeans are jeans that have a lot of holes in them, otherwise known as "holy jeans." They became popular during the 1990s grunge days and have been off and on popular since then.
Most often, you'll see JFI at the front of a text, email, or forum post in which someone wants to share information. Since the texter, emailer, or poster didn't use FYI, they likely want to share the information with not just you, but a larger group of people.
An abbreviation of the French phrase 'je ne sais pas' (I don't know), adopted by texters too lazy to type full responses but fancy enough to use French. It's the digital shrug emoji in letter form. Bonus points for sounding vaguely sophisticated while admitting complete ignorance.
Prison slang that's leaked into broader use, referring to an inmate who's mentally unstable or having a psychotic breakdown. The term comes from the 'J' classification code used in some correctional facilities to denote psychiatric cases. Now casually thrown around by people who've never seen the inside of a cell to describe any mental breakdown.
A colorful way to call someone a spaced-out, perpetually chill dimwit. It's the kind of insult you'd use on a friend who just microwaved their phone instead of their burrito because they were too stoned to notice the difference.
Internet shorthand for "just playing" or "just playin'," deployed immediately after saying something potentially offensive to invoke the sacred "just kidding" defense. It's the digital equivalent of punching someone and yelling "no takebacks!" A favorite of people who want to be edgy without consequences.
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A dismissive term for someone who consistently makes mistakes, messes things up, or generally proves themselves incompetent. Not the sharpest tool in the shed, and probably the reason why you can't have nice things. It's a slightly softer insult than calling someone a complete moron, but not by much.
Musical groups that blend folk, blues, jazz, and rock into extended improvisational performances that prioritize spontaneous creativity over radio-friendly structure. These bands eschew three-minute singles in favor of twenty-minute odysseys that may or may not go anywhere, depending on the night. They're beloved by fans who value the journey over the destination.
A sharp, pointy object capable of puncturing things, or the act of stabbing something with said pointy implement. Regional slang that gives you a folksy way to describe getting poked without sounding too medical about it. Think of it as the blue-collar cousin of "puncture."
Starting something before it's the right time to start it, like revealing surprise party details to the birthday person before the actual party. It's getting ahead of yourself and paying the social consequences.
An archaic/regional insult describing something as unclean, shoddy, or cheap—primarily used in rural Australia and New Zealand. A forgotten relic of 19th-century slang that somehow survived.
The slashed variant of 'jk'—technically the same acronym for 'just kidding,' just with more formatting flair for the pre-texting era.
A term of endearment for a close mate or lifelong friend—short for 'Jooggy-boonk,' which supposedly means soulmate in some dialect.
The involuntary, often hilarious full-body spasms that occur after consuming something potent—enhanced enjoyment guaranteed, but so is becoming everyone's entertainment. It's the physical comedy your body performs without asking permission.
The internet's favorite acronym for 'just kidding'—deployed after saying something potentially offensive, mean, or ridiculous to signal it was all in good fun.
An aviation enthusiast who gets genuinely excited about aircraft and their specifications. These dedicated plane nerds can be spotted pointing at the sky with binoculars and detailed flight logs.
A canonical romantic pairing from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure between Jonathan Joestar and Dio Brando, created by author Hirohiko Araki. Despite the complicated history between these characters, some fans celebrate this ship as a meaningful part of the JJBA universe.
An acronym meaning 'just kidding loser' or 'just kidding lol'—the classic move of saying something brutal then pretending you didn't mean it so the other person can't actually be mad at you.
An acronym standing for John F. Kennedy—used as an exclamation reference or joke about the historical figure and his assassination.