neonatology

Definition

The medical specialty dedicated to keeping newborn humans alive during their first chaotic month of existence, especially the tiny ones who showed up unfashionably early. These doctors are basically NICU wizards who manage babies the size of smartphones with equipment that looks like it belongs on a spaceship. It requires equal parts medical expertise and the ability to communicate with terrified parents at 3 AM.

Example Usage

Thanks to advances in neonatology, babies born at 28 weeks now have survival rates that would have been considered miraculous just decades ago.

Source: Medical specialty terminology

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