Preauthorization

Definition

A requirement to get insurance approval before medical treatment, often denied for reasons that baffle both patient and doctor. Healthcare's way of letting accountants practice medicine.

Example Usage

The ER doctor recommended an MRI but preauthorization was denied because the insurance company determined it wasn't medically necessary based on algorithms nobody understands.

Source: Medical and insurance terminology

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