haptoglobin

Definition

An obscure protein in your blood plasma that acts as hemoglobin's personal bodyguard—binding to free hemoglobin to prevent oxidative damage and keep your blood chemistry from rusting from the inside out. It's the unsung hero of hemolysis prevention.

Example Usage

Low haptoglobin levels indicated increased hemolysis in the patient.

Source: Biochemistry and clinical laboratory terminology

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