pathologist

Definition

The medical detective who examines tissue samples and bodily fluids to solve diagnostic mysteries, often after everyone else has given up. These specialists spend their days peering through microscopes, issuing verdicts on biopsies, and occasionally starring in crime procedural shows. They're the doctors who know what killed you better than you ever did.

Example Usage

The pathologist's report confirmed the tumor was benign, much to everyone's relief.

Source: Medical terminology, healthcare professions

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