etiolate

Definition

What happens when you keep a plant in darkness and it becomes a pale, spindly shadow of its former self, desperately stretching toward any hint of light. Botanists use this fancy term instead of saying 'my plant looks like it's dying.' It also works metaphorically for people or ideas that have been deprived of necessary stimulation and become weak and colorless as a result.

Example Usage

The seedlings etiolated in the basement, producing long, weak stems and yellowish leaves instead of healthy green growth.

Source: Botanical and medical terminology

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