Clinical Trial

Definition

A research study where humans volunteer to test new treatments, which is either brave or foolish depending on whether you end up in the group that gets the actual medicine or the group that gets a fancy sugar pill. Science's version of a taste test with higher stakes.

Example Usage

"I joined a clinical trial because I wanted to advance medical science, and also because they were paying $500, which I feel advanced my personal finances."

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