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A 1970s arcade term for violently shaking a pinball machine to influence the ball's trajectory without triggering the tilt mechanism.
An old internet forum censor code for the word 'shit,' popular on ZeldaPower forums as a family-friendly substitute. It's basically the digital equivalent of bleeping curse words on TV.
A hilariously inaccurate term for a scorpion—basically what someone calls it when they have no idea what they're looking at. It's wrong in the most endearing way possible.
The heartbroken romantic who spends his existence trying to become worthy of a love that's already gone—pouring himself into self-improvement and helping other broken boys heal while nursing his own eternal wound. A tragic muse to late bloomers.
A friendly, casual greeting typically used in British English to address someone you're close with. A warm way of saying 'hey there, buddy' without sounding too formal or distant.
A nonsensical word-mashup created by someone trying to sound smart—combining 'installed' and 'bestowed' in a way that doesn't actually exist in real language.
French slang for 'bull's fashion,' which is a delightfully dramatic way of saying 'so overhyped that everyone owns it.' It's the eye-roll you give when a trend becomes so ubiquitous that wearing it feels like a group costume. Parisians coined it, and it's slowly spreading across the rest of France, one matching scarf at a time.
The serene, eyes-closed smirk that signals 'Oh, how wonderful, truly' while meaning the exact opposite. It's the emoji equivalent of a sigh with a side of sarcasm. Use it when your plans collapse and you'd like everyone to know you're handling it beautifully.
Bubble guts—that horrifying intestinal rebellion triggered by dairy, greasy food, or bad decisions that leaves you praying to the porcelain gods for hours.
Internet slang for 'I don't know, no matter'—the ultimate non-answer to life's difficult questions, popularized by ARMY.
The strategic consumption of vodka shots, often completed by shaking the glass like a bell to extract every final drop—a tradition of thorough intoxication.
To deliberately betray or mistreat someone as payback for being hurt first, usually by turning mutual friends against them or spreading personal information. Revenge served cold and petty.
A cheeky Latin-inspired rallying cry to seize life boldly and unapologetically—basically 'Carpe Diem' but with anatomical irreverence. It's the motivational poster for people who think life is too short for subtlety.
That temporary sensation of weak, unresponsive, or numb hands you get after waking up, laughing too hard, or certain physical activities—your fingers basically go on strike. The body's weird way of saying 'give me a sec, I'm rebooting.'
A small brown Chihuahua treated like a full-grown human, complete with its own social media account, matching outfits, and a dramatic entrance announced by a chorus of 'awwws.' It's just a dog, but it lives its best life in a satchel. If you see one peeking out of a purse, you've found a java.
Someone who treats hashtags like confetti, either because they don't understand what they're for or because they simply cannot stop. Their posts read like a hashtag was thrown at a wall and everything that stuck was kept. The cure is restraint, and maybe a quick lesson in what a hashtag actually does.
A supposedly haunted cabin on the Queen Mary cruise ship known for paranormal activity and spooky encounters. Ghost hunters love it; normal people avoid it.
When something reaches peak excellence or awesomeness—basically the maximum level of quality or amazingness. It's the superlative of 'peak,' reserved for moments when 'amazing' just isn't enough.
A euphemistic way to describe dumpster diving—salvaging usable goods from trash bins and thrift store bargains while pretending it's a sustainable lifestyle choice rather than just being broke.
Something that's wet, squishy, and hydrated to a somewhat uncomfortable degree—the word itself is as awkward as the sensation it describes.
Someone who posts inflammatory content online specifically to upset people, finding joy in others' suffering. They're basically tiny dragons living under bridges made of WiFi.
A vague descriptor indicating something conveys a certain vibe or energy, useful for expressing feelings that don't have precise words—also known as lazy linguistics.
What happens when an underground or obscure album suddenly explodes in popularity after getting featured on Pitchfork's 'Best New Music' list—suddenly everyone and their cousin is downloading it. A perfect example of critical hype driving mass consumption.
The toxic mental and physical state following a night of excessive partying—characterized by waking up surrounded by regrettable decisions, random food remnants, and spending the day in pajamas watching guilty-pleasure TV while contemplating your life choices. A descent into temporary social irrelevance fueled by poor judgment.