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Someone who wears glasses, smokes copious amounts of weed, and is surprisingly intelligent—especially in STEM fields. Despite the stoner aesthetic, they're probably scheming something ambitious while being high.
A pretentious euphemism for a corkscrew, beloved by wine snobs and people trying too hard to sound sophisticated. It's a five-dollar tool with a fifteen-dollar vocabulary.
A text-based frown emoticon expressing disapproval, disagreement, or disdain. It's the ASCII version of rolling your eyes at someone's terrible joke.
The typographical manifestation of extreme boredom—when you're so unstimulated that you mash random corner keys on your keyboard until you've created an unpronounceable string of characters. It's the digital equivalent of staring at a wall, except worse.
Being so consumed by jealousy or spite toward someone that it clouds your judgment, usually over something petty. It's when your resentment becomes intoxicating enough to poison your own mood.