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Completely wasted, hammered, or plastered—so drunk you're basically a photocopy of coherent human functioning, just worse quality. The verb form of turning yourself into an illegible mess.
A friendly, casual way to address a male acquaintance or buddy, often used in greetings. It's 'bro' with a vaguely Slavic accent and infinitely more charm.
Slang for cash money, specifically referencing the dead presidents pictured on bills. The more presidents, the more prestige.
The period of youthful inexperience when your judgment is green and your execution is reckless—basically, when you make questionable decisions and don't care about the fallout. Think of it as your personal era of 'what could possibly go wrong?' (spoiler: everything).
The cousin of TLDR that's brutally honest about your inability to comprehend what was just explained. When something's not just long but incomprehensibly complex, this acronym captures your intellectual surrender.
A fan of the anime Fullmetal Alchemist who is so annoyingly obsessed with the series that they dismiss all other shows as inferior and gatekeep the fandom aggressively. Think of them as the anime equivalent of the guy who won't shut up about why their favorite band is objectively better than yours.
A mock workplace emergency alert called when someone is coughing uncontrollably in a public space, usually during cold/flu season. It's a humorous way to warn others that biological weapons (in the form of airborne germs) are actively being deployed.
An intensified version of LOL that stands for 'LOL-Fucking-LOL,' used when something is so absurdly funny that normal laughter just doesn't cut it. It's the punctuation mark equivalent of snort-laughing until you cry.
A romantic relationship that blossoms through a shared passion for mathematics, particularly while working through quadratic equations together. It's proof that love can be irrational, even when expressed algebraically.
A person who is chaotic, unpredictable, or causes humorous trouble—used affectionately rather than seriously, often to describe someone whose antics are more entertaining than harmful. Can also describe behavior that's boldly defiant or rule-breaking in a charming way.
Internet slang used as an emphatic statement marker, placed at the end of a sentence to indicate finality, certainty, or that no further discussion is needed.
A humorous, hyperrational financial calculation that strips away emotional or practical reasoning, often resulting in absurdly literal or unnecessarily complex monetary logic. It's the satirical counterpart to 'girl math,' emphasizing overthinking or oversimplifying financial decisions.
Past tense of 'snap': to deliver an exceptional moment, appearance, or performance; to exceed expectations or showcase excellence; to look amazing or act impressively.
A dramatic positive transformation in appearance, confidence, or life circumstances, typically involving self-improvement, style changes, or personal growth. A celebration of visible or internal leveling up.
A figurative or literal collection of screenshots, saved messages, or evidence documenting someone's contradictions, lies, or wrongdoings. Used as proof when calling someone out or holding them accountable for their statements or behavior.
The act of completely blocking someone on a social media platform, preventing them from seeing your profile, finding your account, or interacting with you in any way. Unlike soft blocking, the blocked person is notified of the action.
A person watching a live stream broadcast on a platform like Twitch, YouTube, or TikTok. Viewers may passively watch, participate in chat, or contribute monetarily through subscriptions or donations.
A direct response to a specific comment, message, or post, typically nested under the original content to create a conversation thread. Replies preserve the hierarchy of dialogue and often notify the original author they've been responded to.
Abbreviation for 'shaking my head,' expressing disapproval, disbelief, frustration, or exasperation in response to something perceived as foolish, disappointing, or absurd.
A request to pause or delay; used to signal that you need a moment to process, gather information, or address something before continuing.
A musical production or instrumental that mimics or is in the style of a specific artist or producer; implies imitation rather than originality.
Describing someone as cruel, ruthless, emotionless, or willing to do harmful things without hesitation or guilt; acting with calculated indifference to consequences.
A portmanteau of 'pissed' and 'obvious' meaning visibly, unmistakably angry in a way that can't be hidden or ignored. When someone's rage is written all over their face.
An adjective meaning major, significant, or to a great extent; emphasizing intensity or scale. It's essentially a way to amplify a descriptor with extra attitude and emphasis.