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Excited, eager, or enthusiastic about something; describing a state of elevated anticipation or emotion, often contagious in group settings.
To exaggerate, lie, or boast; to inflate one's accomplishments or attributes to appear more impressive or credible than reality.
Someone who toys with your emotions for their own benefit, stringing you along until they've gotten what they wanted—a manipulator in romantic clothing who leaves you wondering where you went wrong.
An intentionally misspelled internet phrase used to mock something perceived as uncool, unmanly, or to satirize those who treat homosexuality like a contagious affliction. It's early-2000s internet irony at its most unsubtle.
A picturesque town in Newfoundland and Labrador that deserves recognition for its charm and history rather than endless snickering—though the snickering will absolutely never stop because geography is hilarious.
The ultimate hangover state—absolutely destroyed, physically wrecked, and mentally questioning all life choices. You're not just tired; you're a disaster that requires immediate damage control.
The aftermath of a vicious hair-pulling fight between two people wearing weaves, where clumps of synthetic hair are yanked out and left scattered like tumbleweed across the battlefield. A visual trail of destruction marking the violence.
A heads-up alert passed between smokers (without exhaling) to signal that the joint or blunt is coming your way. It's the underground economy of weed etiquette.
A temporary state of increased romantic or sexual promiscuity, often used judgmentally to describe someone acting out of character.
An acronym expressing that you dislike someone so intensely you can't even hold a conversation with them—the ultimate passive-aggressive text equivalent of the silent treatment. It's what happens when 'I can't even' meets internet shorthand.
A casual affirmation combining 'for sure' with the '-ski' suffix (Ã la 'bro-ski') to add unnecessary but charming linguistic flair. Essentially 'for sure' with more confidence and fewer brain cells involved in pronunciation.
An archaic or regional slang verb meaning to move, come along, or go with someone—like convincing someone to join your plans or get moving.
In Cribbage, the ultimate humiliation—beating your opponent so catastrophically that you reach 121 points while they're still stuck below 31, winning the entire match regardless of prior game scores. A rare occurrence unless one player is vastly superior to the other.
Completely wasted, hammered, or plastered—so drunk you're basically a photocopy of coherent human functioning, just worse quality. The verb form of turning yourself into an illegible mess.
A friendly, casual way to address a male acquaintance or buddy, often used in greetings. It's 'bro' with a vaguely Slavic accent and infinitely more charm.
Slang for cash money, specifically referencing the dead presidents pictured on bills. The more presidents, the more prestige.
The period of youthful inexperience when your judgment is green and your execution is reckless—basically, when you make questionable decisions and don't care about the fallout. Think of it as your personal era of 'what could possibly go wrong?' (spoiler: everything).
A fan of the anime Fullmetal Alchemist who is so annoyingly obsessed with the series that they dismiss all other shows as inferior and gatekeep the fandom aggressively. Think of them as the anime equivalent of the guy who won't shut up about why their favorite band is objectively better than yours.
A mock workplace emergency alert called when someone is coughing uncontrollably in a public space, usually during cold/flu season. It's a humorous way to warn others that biological weapons (in the form of airborne germs) are actively being deployed.
An intensified version of LOL that stands for 'LOL-Fucking-LOL,' used when something is so absurdly funny that normal laughter just doesn't cut it. It's the punctuation mark equivalent of snort-laughing until you cry.
A romantic relationship that blossoms through a shared passion for mathematics, particularly while working through quadratic equations together. It's proof that love can be irrational, even when expressed algebraically.
A person who is chaotic, unpredictable, or causes humorous trouble—used affectionately rather than seriously, often to describe someone whose antics are more entertaining than harmful. Can also describe behavior that's boldly defiant or rule-breaking in a charming way.
Internet slang used as an emphatic statement marker, placed at the end of a sentence to indicate finality, certainty, or that no further discussion is needed.
A humorous, hyperrational financial calculation that strips away emotional or practical reasoning, often resulting in absurdly literal or unnecessarily complex monetary logic. It's the satirical counterpart to 'girl math,' emphasizing overthinking or oversimplifying financial decisions.