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Summer school—the academic purgatory for students who partied harder than they studied. A thinly veiled insult suggesting attendees are generally stoners or underachievers facing remedial consequences.
That Facebook event response where you click 'interested' to seem social but have zero intention of going—the digital equivalent of nodding while actively planning to ghost. Peak millennial FOMO management.
A wimpy or softened version of 'motherf***er' that someone might say when they're trying to sound tough but can't quite commit to the full expletive.
A dialectal term meaning either exhausted and ready for bed, or completely fed up with someone or something. It's the verbal equivalent of throwing your hands up and surrendering to fatigue or frustration.
The strategic silent treatment a man employs when confronted about his mistakes or denied something he wants—basically pouting with extra steps and aggressive nonchalance. It's a full-body sulk that communicates displeasure without using actual words.
A drinking shortcut where you pour a small shot of liquor directly onto the bottle's cap and take it as a quick shooter. Efficient, improvised, and definitely a sign the party's picked up.
Short for 'Ding Dong Ditch,' a prank where someone rings a stranger's doorbell and then bolts to hide, leaving the confused homeowner to answer to absolutely nobody. It's the juvenile tradition of annoying people for entertainment.
A dude who's jacked, athletic, loves crushing drinks, can handle copious amounts of liquor, but couldn't dance his way out of a paper bag and prefers casual hookups to actual relationships. Think rum without the charm.
An abbreviation for Drake's 2013 album 'Nothing Was The Same'—a shorthand reference for nostalgic mid-2010s hip-hop vibes when the OVO sound defined streaming playlists.
Someone who's ride-or-die loyal, always has your back with solid advice, and constantly apologizes because they're terrified of losing the friendship—basically an anxiously-attached emotional rock.
Slang describing someone acting wild, energetic, or openly successful—often used to characterize someone who's having a great time or is visibly thriving.
An acronym standing for 'Be Who You Are For Your Pride, Don't Hide'—a celebratory call to embrace your authentic self and reject shame or concealment. Typically used as affirmation for someone coming out or living openly.
Someone who's charmingly oblivious and endearingly clueless, yet somehow likeable despite (or because of) their befuddlement. The type of person who asks obvious questions but in such an innocent way that you can't get mad.
A portmanteau of 'horrible' and 'wretched' describing something absolutely, irredeemably terrible. When something is so bad it needs a new word to properly capture your disgust.
When your college roommate's romantic partner visits and they kick you out so they can have alone time—essentially banished from your own dorm room for horizontal activities.
A grizzled veteran who's seen some things and isn't afraid to bend the rules to get what they want. This term describes someone whose experience has made them cunning enough to cut corners without hesitation.
Slang for smoking weed or crack cocaine, using 'governor' as a euphemism for the substance. It's street terminology that's both direct and deliberately obfuscated.
An overpriced, small quantity of mid-grade marijuana sold in Oak Park, California suburbs, typically costing $20+ for subpar product. It's a regional joke about paying premium prices for below-average weed in suburban areas.
A humorous (though harsh) way to say someone needs spiritual or moral cleansing because they're a terrible person. It's an insult suggesting they're fundamentally awful at their core.
A witty response to 'what time is it?' from someone who isn't wearing a watch—pointing to their wrist and declaring it's 'skin-o-clock' (i.e., naked wrist o'clock). Pure dad-joke energy.
A mid-2000s youth subculture defined by emotionally dramatic aesthetics: multi-colored hair, impossibly tight band t-shirts, excessive product, and a general aura of misunderstood angst. Scene kids were basically emo's flashier, vain cousins who were deeply committed to looking as impractical as possible.
A person who's lost their autonomy and become a puppet to someone else's will—essentially a human with all the personality of an action figure. Often seen in unhealthy relationships where one person calls all the shots.
A playful expression of being extremely hungry, less intense than 'could eat a horse' but still properly starving. It's the humorous understatement for when your stomach is genuinely angry.
The automotive equivalent of an immortal deity—a vehicle so reliably built that it refuses to die even when it should be retired. Spotting one on the road is basically proof that mechanical perfection exists.