Definition

A portmanteau of 'horrible' and 'wretched' describing something absolutely, irredeemably terrible. When something is so bad it needs a new word to properly capture your disgust.

Example Usage

That outfit is hetched—she definitely didn't look in the mirror before leaving.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hetched&defid=1583239)

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