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A sock taken from a clean pair of socks to clean up after masturbation
Second in command of the BDE Club
The cutest couple you will ever meet. They are very romantic and take things slow, but once the get started, they won’t stop. They are going to last forever and get married. They are the couple everyone wants to be. But they do get into fights every now and then. If you know a Megan and a Jordan, get them together, because they will be perfect
hi-fa-doo-fa-nator. Noun: The most costly thing a mechanic can sell you when your car is in the shop.
The state of achieving maximum laziness where you've transcended even basic functions like channel-changing or snack-retrieving. A semi-vegetative condition of deliberate nothingness, often achieved after work when ambition has left the building and motivation is nowhere to be found.
The passive-aggressive text abbreviation for 'how are you' that serves as a conversational trap. The sender has zero interest in your actual wellbeing and is simply performing the minimum social ritual necessary to pivot the conversation back to themselves. It's the digital equivalent of asking someone a question while already talking over their answer.
The increasingly foreign concept of physical existence outside of digital spaces, social media, and online gaming. It's that annoying place where you need to eat actual food, maintain personal hygiene, and interact with humans face-to-face using your mouth instead of a keyboard. Often referenced with a tone of mild disdain by those who've found virtual worlds more accommodating than reality.
The infuriating debate tactic where someone continuously counters your hypothetical scenario with an opposing hypothetical, creating an endless loop of "but what ifs" that goes absolutely nowhere. It's the conversational equivalent of two people trying to walk through a door at the same time, except the door doesn't exist and neither does the building.
A rating game that presents an attractive person with a significant flaw, forcing evaluation of dealbreakers. The thought experiment that reveals everyone's tolerance for red flags when hotness is involved.
A nonsense word deployed when your brain has officially given up trying to process information—it's 'I don't know' but with extra syllables and confusion. The verbal equivalent of keyboard smashing when someone asks you a question you can't answer. Proof that sometimes gibberish communicates bewilderment better than actual words.
A term that refers to one's own incredibly enormous phallus.
When someone people shove a pice of BBQ up your asshole.
A really good lyricist with good flow and breath control. Set the bar for a good LP when he dropped Illmatic, probably the best rap CD of all time. Fell back slightly when he dropped It Was Written in '96, but it still had some good songs. Nastradamus kinda sucked too, but Nasty Nas made a comeback with Stillmatic and God's Son. Then he went on 2004 to drop Street's Disciple, his first double disc CD. Yeah, and he shut Jay-Z down too.
Also known as Bullhead City, Arizona by those who have never ventured past the wasteland of depression, suffocating heat, and unjustifiable boredom which accumulates to high meth experimentation rates and a truly terrible school system. Basically training grounds for hell. Is comprised mostly of the elderly and white trash. Sadly the white trash is quite classy compared to the Bullhead City girls and the instacore kids roam wild and free. As do tweakers and nine years olds so bored that they must become pregnant because there's not much else to do but get your period prematurely, have sex and do meth.
A phrase used to insult friends in unprofanitive way when you are near an adult
Adjective. 1. To get drunk alone. Contraction of "alone" and "drunk." Fairly straightforward.
The tentative roster of people you tell someone when inviting them to an event—a beautiful blend of confirmed attendees, maybes, chronic no-shows, and unexpected gate-crashers that never matches reality.
A rhythmic music and dance style born in the West Indies, famous for sharp social commentary and improvised lyrics that roast current events with tropical flavor.
A versatile term with multiple meanings: something physically torn apart, a digital audio file extracted from a CD, or slang for releasing intestinal gas with enthusiasm. Context is everything.
A club, organization, or entity that's exceptional, innovative, and unapologetically bold—basically the everything-bagel of talented groups that refuses to be boring or forgettable.
A hilariously Germanic word meaning to make oneself ugly through fashion crimes and bad styling choices. When 'ruining your look' needs to sound like a spell from a fantasy novel.
A heavily modified economy car (typically a Honda Civic) festooned with cheap aftermarket parts like oversized rims and loud exhausts, driven by someone who thinks stickers add horsepower. Form over function at its most audacious.
A person who works in or travels with a carnival or circus, typically known for hustling crowds and running sketchy games. Often portrayed as nomadic, colorful, and morally flexible.
A humorous unit of measurement equal to approximately 5 mph, ostensibly the speed at which humans can traverse desert sand while riding (or pretending to ride) a camel.