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A big gay bag of dicks
A language created by beautiful, hot, great-vagine havers in the early 21st century. This language is the national language of the “dumbass bosco.” Born Boston, Bosco is a dumb, dyslexic motherfucker.
Voicing support for these classic delicacies, flavor of chocolate, lemon, apple, strawberry, etc. Not pumpkin though; it kinda sucks.
Verb: When someone cuddles with you against your will.
An insult for someone acting particularly stupid or making mindless decisions, essentially calling them a slow-witted fool. It's the go-to term when 'idiot' feels too generous and you need something with a bit more punch.
A fictional athlete from the early CKY video series, part of an NFL Films parody featuring absurdly named players. He's a cultural footnote in the pre-Jackass era of skateboard comedy videos that shaped a generation's sense of humor.
A wholesome group cuddle session involving multiple platonic friends sharing warmth and comfort, typically on a bed or couch. It's the physical manifestation of friendship intimacy without romantic undertones—peak wholesome vibes.
A phonetic mutation of "it's gonna be bitchin'" that adds an extra layer of coolness through sheer linguistic chaos. It's what happens when surfer slang meets predictive text and decides coherence is overrated. Use it when regular enthusiasm just isn't scrambled enough.
Appetite Suppression Stick—a cheeky acronym for cigarettes that acknowledges the not-so-secret reason many smokers light up before meals. Because nothing says 'healthy weight management' quite like inhaling carcinogens instead of eating lunch.
Young automotive enthusiasts who invest more money modifying their budget cars than the vehicles originally cost, transforming them into loud, flashy spectacles. Their exhausts produce sounds reminiscent of distressed livestock as they cruise the same strip repeatedly, mistaking attention for admiration. Particularly endemic to Essex and similar regions where disposable income meets questionable life choices.
An unnecessarily luxurious 30-minute shower that could've easily been accomplished in 10 minutes, but you were too busy having an imaginary argument or pretending to be in a music video. The aquatic equivalent of scrolling your phone for "just five more minutes" at bedtime.
An internet rule stating that if something exists, there's inevitably a Friday Night Funkin' rhythm game mod about it. A testament to both the game's massive modding community and humanity's unstoppable need to make rap battles out of literally everything.
A deliberately goofy response to 'What's up?' that means you're doing absolutely nothing of importance. It's the culinary cousin of 'Netflix and chill' but without any subtext—just pure, wholesome loafing. Popular among people who think dad jokes are the height of comedy.
The absurdist act of being struck by a vehicle with the word 'CHILDREN' emblazoned on its side, typically a school van or bus. It's irony at its finest—a safety warning becoming the instrument of your demise. Used as a verb because sometimes English just needs more chaos.
The beautiful hybrid state of simultaneously chilling and relaxing, when you've achieved such peak laziness that one word just won't cut it. It's double the leisure, maximum effort avoidance, and zero productivity guilt.
A total fucking prick.
Be cool, HAVE THAT POWERFUL WINNING FEELING. A winner never quits and a quitter never wins. WALK IN THE DAY AND KILL IT LIKE ITS NOTHING
When someone just can't do anything right, and insists on asking stupid questions at the same time. That person is said to be wearing their "stupidpants" that day.
Whilst doing a girl from behind, or up the arse, attempt to walk all the way round a table. Those who complete this are awrded status of rear admiral
To cuddle, caress, fondle and pet amourlessly- all at the same time!
1)A town in south eastern georgia, that is completely overrated, but has a Walmart for the bored rednecks to walk around and wonder aimlessly while trying to power over their child's screaming abilities, while they make out with their hillbilly next of kin, because there is nothing else to do. Thanks for supporting Corporate America guys. 2) A town in southeastern United States where every body talks behind your back.
an insult/nickname given to fat people
A completely complicated and confusing cell phone plan offered by T-mobile typically offered to african-americans due to their general lack of credit worthiness. Instead of having a normal account, Flexpay customers are not ecomonically viable; therefore, these accounts come with outsourced customer support, fees for paying monthly bills with cash, and instantaneous suspension of service when account is not paid by due date.
The nipples that a man has. Usually grosser than a ladies nips...but still nips!