Hot as balls

Definition

Eloquent meteorological observation indicating temperatures so high that even anatomically inappropriate comparisons seem justified. Scientifically imprecise but emotionally accurate. Reserved for weather that makes you question why humans live in certain climates.

Example Usage

I'm not going to that outdoor concert—it's going to be hot as balls and there's zero shade.

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