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Someone, typically a woman, who puts down other women to gain male approval or seem unique. The person who thinks denigrating their own gender makes them special, when it really just makes them exhausting.
Embracing chaos, laziness, and socially unacceptable behavior—basically living like a feral creature with zero regard for standards. The antithesis of having your life together, and proud of it.
Acronym for 'point of view,' used to introduce a scenario or perspective, often humorously. The TikTok format that's technically about perspective but really about creating relatable situations or skits.
A beautiful portmanteau describing someone who's simultaneously arrogant AND ignorant, achieving a perfect storm of insufferable. These individuals confidently spout nonsense with the conviction of someone who definitely didn't do the reading. It's the Dunning-Kruger effect wearing a crown.
Either the baseball bat-wielding character from Quentin Tarantino's 'Inglourious Basterds' or the verb meaning to administer a thorough beating with said sporting equipment. Pop culture has effectively turned a WWII revenge fantasy into a multipurpose term for extreme physical confrontation.
The polyamorous ship name for Minecraft YouTubers Dream, GeorgeNotFound, Karl Jacobs, and Sapnap—because apparently two-person ships are so 2019. Not to be confused with the coffee chain, though both keep people awake at ungodly hours. Welcome to the chaotic world of internet fandom where shipping logic has left the building.
A portmanteau accident where someone's mouth tries to say 'ultimate' but their brain has already moved on to the next word. It's the linguistic equivalent of tripping over your own feet during a presentation. We've all been there, stumbling through syllables like a drunk giraffe.
Someone with an irrational and unwavering loyalty to one specific movie theater, viewing all others with suspicion and disdain. These cinema purists will drive an extra 30 minutes to their chosen temple of film rather than set foot in a perfectly good theater down the street. It's brand loyalty meets geographical snobbery, now with reclining seats.
British rhyming slang that's been shortened more times than a game of telephone, originating from "What's the story?" becoming "What's the John Dory?" (a type of fish) and finally just "What's the John?" Essentially means "What's going on?" or "What's the deal with that?" It's Cockney slang for people who like their questions with extra steps.
When you've transcended regular intoxication and entered a metaphysical realm where your consciousness has apparently filed for separation from your body. According to believers, this is when you're so wasted you're having out-of-body experiences complete with hallucinations. Essentially, it's being blackout drunk but with pretentious spiritual terminology.
The keyboard pattern typed by students who have exhausted all other methods of fighting classroom boredom and are now contemplating the existential void. This desperate combination represents the final stage of academic ennui, where even the standard top-row sweep has lost its appeal. If you've typed this, you've either achieved peak procrastination or should seriously consider dropping that class.
A social media maternal archetype who curates a picture-perfect feed of motherhood while the actual parenting is outsourced to grandparents and daycare. The captions gush about unconditional love and blessed moments, but the reality involves more dating apps than diaper changes. It's performance parenting for likes, where the child is primarily a prop for maintaining influencer aesthetic.
The intensified form of "faded," deployed when regular intoxication vocabulary just doesn't capture the extreme level of inebriation you've achieved. It's what happens when "faded" needs backup, suggesting you've transcended mere tipsiness into another dimension. The linguistic equivalent of adding extra letters for emphasis, like "sooooo" or "yasssss."
The verbal filler that buys you precious seconds when your brain has completely flatlined mid-conversation. It's the universal sound of mental buffering, deployed when you need to say something but have absolutely nothing to contribute. The spoken equivalent of the loading wheel of death.
That sweet spot between quirky and concerning where someone's behavior raises eyebrows but doesn't quite warrant an intervention. You're unconventional enough to make people nervous at dinner parties, but not so far gone that anyone's calling your therapist. Often associated with recreational experimentation and a growing disdain for social norms.
The scourge of Urban Dictionary: teenagers who clog the site with weirdly specific entries about classmates nobody else knows or cares about. These digital graffiti artists think immortalizing "Sarah from Algebra" or confessing love via crowdsourced definitions is peak creativity. Spoiler: it's not cute, it's cringe, and it's why we can't have nice things on the internet.
a telivision channel that has runned some of the best comedies and cancelled them while at the same time keeping some of the worst shows. They used to have futurama and family guy but cancelled them because fox hates people. They got rid of andy richter controls the universe and gave him a shitty new show called "quintuplit". They also show arressted development which is the best show you jackasses don't watch. The only thing keeping them alive is the simpsons which after season 12 started getting bad because they got new writers who just try to pander the off the wall humor way too much and don't have the same sharp edge they used to. How king of the hill is still on is a mystery to me. to recap good shows that fox dropped:futurama,family guy,andy richter controls the universe. If these shows were still on there the fox network wouldn't have to cling to the simpsons and pump out bad reality shows.
one of the most wanted girls. she’s a mysterious cold girl, and she’ll definetly prove it but deep down that cold cold heart is still a young little girl who can be loved. one of the prettiest in the school and definetly the coolest with her laid back attitude, but that could easily be the death of her even though she dosen’t fear it. has amazing music taste but is very lowkey about it, hell about everything even.
The dilemma in which a stoner finds him or herself having to choose between staying reclined/lying/sitting comfortably and getting up to acquire food/drink/other amenities. Can also be "The Drinker's Dilemma"
a Texan of Mexican ancestry
Derogatory Term... Don't say it
Distracted in workwalking victim is a person who is so important and mighty at work they cant take time to walk properly. They usually end up walking into a pole which bruises there ego even further that they go on a rampage at work with other employees
When a Toe Headed Kid grows into a Brilliant, freakishly handsome man with quick wit, amazing taste in a wife and uncontrollable gas year round.
Anything that's demolished beyond repair.