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what the f**k was that
what the heck are you doing
what the hell are you doing with my girlfriend
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The intensified form of "faded," deployed when regular intoxication vocabulary just doesn't capture the extreme level of inebriation you've achieved. It's what happens when "faded" needs backup, suggesting you've transcended mere tipsiness into another dimension. The linguistic equivalent of adding extra letters for emphasis, like "sooooo" or "yasssss."
The verbal filler that buys you precious seconds when your brain has completely flatlined mid-conversation. It's the universal sound of mental buffering, deployed when you need to say something but have absolutely nothing to contribute. The spoken equivalent of the loading wheel of death.
That sweet spot between quirky and concerning where someone's behavior raises eyebrows but doesn't quite warrant an intervention. You're unconventional enough to make people nervous at dinner parties, but not so far gone that anyone's calling your therapist. Often associated with recreational experimentation and a growing disdain for social norms.
The scourge of Urban Dictionary: teenagers who clog the site with weirdly specific entries about classmates nobody else knows or cares about. These digital graffiti artists think immortalizing "Sarah from Algebra" or confessing love via crowdsourced definitions is peak creativity. Spoiler: it's not cute, it's cringe, and it's why we can't have nice things on the internet.
a telivision channel that has runned some of the best comedies and cancelled them while at the same time keeping some of the worst shows. They used to have futurama and family guy but cancelled them because fox hates people. They got rid of andy richter controls the universe and gave him a shitty new show called "quintuplit". They also show arressted development which is the best show you jackasses don't watch. The only thing keeping them alive is the simpsons which after season 12 started getting bad because they got new writers who just try to pander the off the wall humor way too much and don't have the same sharp edge they used to. How king of the hill is still on is a mystery to me. to recap good shows that fox dropped:futurama,family guy,andy richter controls the universe. If these shows were still on there the fox network wouldn't have to cling to the simpsons and pump out bad reality shows.
one of the most wanted girls. she’s a mysterious cold girl, and she’ll definetly prove it but deep down that cold cold heart is still a young little girl who can be loved. one of the prettiest in the school and definetly the coolest with her laid back attitude, but that could easily be the death of her even though she dosen’t fear it. has amazing music taste but is very lowkey about it, hell about everything even.
The dilemma in which a stoner finds him or herself having to choose between staying reclined/lying/sitting comfortably and getting up to acquire food/drink/other amenities. Can also be "The Drinker's Dilemma"
a Texan of Mexican ancestry
Derogatory Term... Don't say it
Distracted in workwalking victim is a person who is so important and mighty at work they cant take time to walk properly. They usually end up walking into a pole which bruises there ego even further that they go on a rampage at work with other employees
When a Toe Headed Kid grows into a Brilliant, freakishly handsome man with quick wit, amazing taste in a wife and uncontrollable gas year round.
Anything that's demolished beyond repair.
A cold guy who gets girls all the time
Catgender jotaro is another word for: sexy, hot, funny, stylish
another way of saying totes magotes, but a cooler way of spelling
Getting someone to believe/understand you mean what you are saying.
Gaelic for “little wolf”. Faolan is a protector, fiercely loyal but independent. Also tough but so sweet. You’d do good to have a Faolan call you theirs. Friends, lovers, comrades. A Faolan is ride or die. Never let them go.
People who dig through someone's old Tweets just to attempt to ruin that person's career.
Name of a 1970's Lynyrd Skinner Song. To be requested from a band when it is clear "they suck". The humor is found in that Freebird is almost 10 min long and arguable the most difficult guitar solo.
Most handsome person in Davao City. It was proved and signed by the Mayor of Davao City