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A slang abbreviation for 'What you on, blood?'—street slang used to ask what someone's up to or what they're about, with 'blood' being a casual form of address.
An acronym for 'With All Due Respect' that's pronounced like the word 'water'—it's the sarcastic way to preface an insult so poorly veiled it practically glows. It's the digital equivalent of 'bless your heart.'
A person (usually affectionately called out) who is professionally lazy, doing absolutely nothing productive and instead spending their days gaming, browsing, or generally vegetating on the couch. While temporary laziness is relatable, being a 'weans' is when it becomes a full lifestyle choice worthy of daily mockery from friends.
Something lackluster, unimpressive, or disappointing—when something doesn't deliver the hype it promised, it's weak sauce.
An exclamation expressing shock or disbelief, popularized by one Paul Guerrero. It's a biblical alternative to common expletives when things get wild.
The gamer's morning ritual of logging into World of Warcraft before you've even had coffee or put on pants—prioritizing virtual quests over basic hygiene.
That peculiar tingling or vibrating sensation you experience after vigorously wiggling your belly for an extended period. It's the physical embodiment of your body asking why you're doing this to it.
A playful, tongue-in-cheek term used by disabled folks to refer to able-bodied people who can walk—basically the opposite of how mainstream society talks about disability. It's reclaiming the jargon game with a healthy dose of humor and disability community solidarity.
Absolutely wrecked by alcohol to the point of losing bodily control—the British equivalent of 'hammered' or 'wankered.' When you're past the fun stage and into the regrettable stage.
An exclamation of bewilderment when reality becomes as ridiculous and romanticized as fan fiction. Use this when someone's story is so absurdly perfect or dramatic that it feels like it was written by an overzealous fanfic author.