wake and wow

Definition

The gamer's morning ritual of logging into World of Warcraft before you've even had coffee or put on pants—prioritizing virtual quests over basic hygiene.

Example Usage

I used to hate mornings until I discovered wake and wow; now I'm up at 6 AM every day.

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