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what would jesus do?
For example, your sister may be talking on the phone and exclaim, "Whoa! Is he OK?" when discovering your neighbor was in a car accident. Or, your mom and dad may text you an awesome birthday surprise, and you respond with, "Whoa! Amazing!" While the pronunciation is the same, people may also spell whoa as "woah."
An absurdly contrived acronym from early internet subculture meaning 'what you got,' primarily used to ask what someone has for sale or trade. Peak early-2000s internet where people invented slang just to feel exclusive.
Shampoo strategically stashed at your office specifically to freshen up yesterday's hair extensions before a last-minute date or social event—a survival tool for when personal grooming plans fail spectacularly.
An extremely vivid way of expressing severe hunger—literally describing your stomach walls collapsing inward from lack of sustenance.
what the f**king hell
what the f**k was that for?
The antithesis of PLUR (Peace Love Unity Respect), this rave culture acronym stands for War Hate Alone Disrespect—basically the villain's origin story in four letters. Use it to describe actions that betray the communal vibe of electronic music culture.
To freak out, lose composure, or have an emotional meltdown in response to stress or unexpected news. The person in question is essentially malfunctioning under pressure.
A darkly comedic rhetorical question someone asks in the kitchen when encountering someone being spectacularly stupid—sarcastically wishing you had access to weapons to deal with their dumbassery. It's homicidal ideation meets kitchen inadequacy.
Cruising with a classic wood-grain steering wheel—the automotive flex that screams old-school cool and vintage authenticity.
Abbreviation for 'whatever,' deployed in chat situations when you need to express indifference with maximum efficiency. It's the textual equivalent of an eye roll and a shrug combined into two letters. For when typing three more letters would require effort you simply refuse to expend.
A person who incessantly boasts, talks excessively, and has an unsolicited opinion on literally everything—the human equivalent of a broken record player.
To hit someone with such force that an audible 'woop' sound occurs—a onomatopoeia-based term for delivering a particularly emphatic punch or beating.
A top-five ranking (could be good or bad) expressed in abbreviated form; the tone of voice determines whether it's praise or criticism. Think 'that's in my top five best/worst things' but said way faster.
A casual affirmation that everything's good, looking fresh, or going smoothly. Borrowed from luxury brand swagger to signal you're in a solid position.
An acronym for 'What the Fickle My Pickle'—a family-friendly substitute for expressing bewilderment or shock when something completely unexpected happens. Perfect for when you need the emotional intensity of a swear word but want to keep things PG.
The beautiful intersection of laziness and technology: ordering pizza through your Wii console's internet browser because standing up or finding your phone seems like too much effort.
A life decision-making framework inspired by Captain 'Sully' Sullenberger's famous emergency landing, asking 'WWSD?' when facing any serious challenge. It's motivational wisdom derived from controlled airport evacuations and remains undefeated in problem-solving.
An exclamation expressing shock or disbelief, popularized by one Paul Guerrero. It's a biblical alternative to common expletives when things get wild.
A humorous declaration that something is completely finished, over, or done for—usually in a dire or irreversible way. Think of it as the theatrical death knell for your plans, reputation, or freedom.