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A husband who knowingly consents to his wife taking lovers; archaic term for a man in a consensually non-monogamous arrangement. A rare historical term for what we'd now call relationship agreements.
An obsolete or forgotten internet slang term meant as a substitute for ROFL (rolling on floor laughing), though it never quite caught on.
A vague filler phrase meaning 'and so on, and so forth'—the verbal equivalent of 'etc.' when you can't be bothered to specify exactly what else you mean.
An absurdly contrived acronym from early internet subculture meaning 'what you got,' primarily used to ask what someone has for sale or trade. Peak early-2000s internet where people invented slang just to feel exclusive.
Severely intoxicated; drunk beyond reasonable function, usually describing someone who's had way too much alcohol and is operating at severely diminished capacity.
To freak out, lose composure, or have an emotional meltdown in response to stress or unexpected news. The person in question is essentially malfunctioning under pressure.
A darkly comedic rhetorical question someone asks in the kitchen when encountering someone being spectacularly stupid—sarcastically wishing you had access to weapons to deal with their dumbassery. It's homicidal ideation meets kitchen inadequacy.
A hypothetical encyclopedia dedicated to documenting crimes, criminals, and heinous acts in explicit detail—basically Wikipedia's darker cousin.
Abbreviation for 'whatever,' deployed in chat situations when you need to express indifference with maximum efficiency. It's the textual equivalent of an eye roll and a shrug combined into two letters. For when typing three more letters would require effort you simply refuse to expend.
An extreme state of euphoric excitement about something unexpectedly awesome—the kind of joy that makes you want to shout into the void. Think less 'nice promotion' and more 'I just won the lottery while getting struck by lightning.'
An acronym for 'Windows Down 55 mph'—the free air conditioning hack favored by drivers of older cars without functional AC systems. Roll down all the windows and drive fast; problem solved.
Shampoo strategically stashed at your office specifically to freshen up yesterday's hair extensions before a last-minute date or social event—a survival tool for when personal grooming plans fail spectacularly.
A casual affirmation that everything's good, looking fresh, or going smoothly. Borrowed from luxury brand swagger to signal you're in a solid position.
A rhetorical question fired at someone who just spectacularly screwed up, implying their situation is now dire and the consequences are self-evident. It's equal parts sympathy and 'I told you so.'
A casual, humorous nickname for Walmart, combining 'Wally' as a play on the store name. It's the kind of slang you'd hear from people who shop there regularly.
A nonsensical fictional product from internet culture, invented as an absurdist reference within online communities seeking to recapture random humor.
An extremely vivid way of expressing severe hunger—literally describing your stomach walls collapsing inward from lack of sustenance.
A person who incessantly boasts, talks excessively, and has an unsolicited opinion on literally everything—the human equivalent of a broken record player.
A sophisticated level of intoxication that sits between "completely sober" and "embarrassing YouTube video." It's the Goldilocks zone of being drunk—just right, with minimal regret the next morning.
The ultimate verbal escape hatch—an extended version of 'whatever' that works as a comeback to literally anything, no matter the situation or severity of the insult.
An acronym for 'What the Fickle My Pickle'—a family-friendly substitute for expressing bewilderment or shock when something completely unexpected happens. Perfect for when you need the emotional intensity of a swear word but want to keep things PG.
The antithesis of PLUR (Peace Love Unity Respect), this rave culture acronym stands for War Hate Alone Disrespect—basically the villain's origin story in four letters. Use it to describe actions that betray the communal vibe of electronic music culture.