Where are the knives?

Definition

A darkly comedic rhetorical question someone asks in the kitchen when encountering someone being spectacularly stupid—sarcastically wishing you had access to weapons to deal with their dumbassery. It's homicidal ideation meets kitchen inadequacy.

Example Usage

My coworker suggested we use Comic Sans for the client presentation. Where are the knives?

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