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Hope To See You Again
The term is only used in informal settings since it refers to personal matters. It is typically used between friends who are curious about each other's personal life.
Someone you hooked up with who looked acceptable in dim lighting or from a distance, but revealed their true unfortunate appearance upon closer or brighter inspection. The term captures that sinking feeling when you realize your beer goggles or optimistic squinting led you astray. Common defenses include blaming darkness, solar positioning, or claiming you thought they were their more attractive friend.
Regional Appalachian folklore term for a lone male turkey exhibiting creepy, ominous behavior—basically the avian equivalent of that guy who stares too long at the bus stop. Like black cats, they're believed to bring bad luck, though most people treat this superstition with appropriate skepticism.
The unofficial tax you impose when holding drugs for a friend, essentially charging storage fees in product form. It's the pharmaceutical equivalent of your roommate "borrowing" your milk, except everyone involved knows this transaction is happening. Consider it rent for the risk and inconvenience of being someone's mobile dispensary.
A shower taken while drinking one or multiple beers. Has the same relaxing effect of drinking in a hot tub. There are different levels of happy showers. A regular one includes one beer, a double happy shower entails the drinking of two beers, triple with three, and so on. A super happy shower includes any of the above but while also receiving a blowjob.
A slang term that describes a friend who is ignoring his or her friends while dating someone.
Another Nadsat term from "A Clockwork Orange" meaning something spectacularly good, derived from the Russian word "khorosho" (good). Despite sounding negative in English, it's actually a positive descriptor in the book's slang. The ultimate example of why context matters in made-up dystopian languages.
A casual contraction mashup asking 'how's it going?' with the energy of someone who actually wants to hear about your day. It's the verbal equivalent of a friendly wave that opens the door to actual conversation rather than just polite small talk. Peak early-2000s internet chat vibes.
when you sit on a curb or anything close to a street and eat food or drink a drink.
copying somebody else's search results
hyper text transfer protocol
Your friends, family, and co-workers may use HBTU to mean "happy birthday to you." As you might expect, you're most likely to receive this acronym on your birthday, in text or chat messages.
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A optimistic (if somewhat misguided) belief that collective positive thinking and intellectual collaboration can solve global health crises like COVID-19.
hungry and angry at the same time
Playful mischief and chaotic tomfoolery, typically perpetrated by groups of teenage boys who mistake property damage for comedy content. Modern hijinks often involve TikTok documentation, questionable decision-making, and the absence of adult supervision. It's the polite word for 'they're definitely going to break something and blame each other.'
A water-saving shower taken by two people simultaneously, combining hygiene with environmental responsibility. Practical and efficient, assuming you're comfortable with proximity.
To partake in cannabis consumption, often enthusiastically. Named after a place that's basically become synonymous with getting lifted.
The passive-aggressive text abbreviation for 'how are you' that serves as a conversational trap. The sender has zero interest in your actual wellbeing and is simply performing the minimum social ritual necessary to pivot the conversation back to themselves. It's the digital equivalent of asking someone a question while already talking over their answer.
A rating game that presents an attractive person with a significant flaw, forcing evaluation of dealbreakers. The thought experiment that reveals everyone's tolerance for red flags when hotness is involved.
Hygiene theater is when people and businesses enact measures to make people who are anxious about the spread of germs feel safer but do little to actually prevent spreading. This performative act became prominent in 2020 during the Covid-19 pandemic.
A flashy gacha game with gorgeous characters designed to distract you from its surprisingly dark, emotionally devastating storyline—it's a emotional gut-punch disguised as cute anime eye candy.
A cheeky way to say "call me back" or "get in touch with me," popular among surfers and urban folks who apparently couldn't just say 'hit me up' like normal people.