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The legendary villain from SpongeBob SquarePants who haunts the Krusty Krab at night, now a cultural touchstone for millennial nostalgia. What started as a spooky campfire story about a fry cook's ghost has become shorthand for anything vaguely ominous or creepy. Bonus points if you can still remember all the warning signs.
People use HT to be friendly, whether they are joining a conversation or starting one (perhaps they are joining a forum or an online game). For example, you may join a gaming campaign online, "HT! Thanks for letting me join!"
People may use HTSFM for various reasons. Possibilities include: they have low self-esteem regarding their attractiveness, they are joking because the guy is objectively not handsome, or the guy is out-of-this-world, Chris Hemsworth-level sexy.
Hill bagging is when hikers make lists of the hilltops they have reached. It is similar topeak baggingbut reserved for hills that don't reach mountain status.
Hollywood: Any person whom acts as if they are higher than others due to their social class or wealth. Commonly used in New England.
The unofficial tax you impose when holding drugs for a friend, essentially charging storage fees in product form. It's the pharmaceutical equivalent of your roommate "borrowing" your milk, except everyone involved knows this transaction is happening. Consider it rent for the risk and inconvenience of being someone's mobile dispensary.
To laugh with the grace and subtlety of a donkey, producing sounds that are more barnyard than boardroom. Usually involuntary and impossible to dignify. The kind of laugh that makes everyone else stop talking and stare.
Descriptive adjective meaning either impressively loud (farts, horns) or impressively large (people, objects). The verbal equivalent of adding three exclamation points. When "big" or "loud" just doesn't convey the sheer magnitude of what you're witnessing.
The lovably dim-witted protagonist of the cult classic early-2000s Flash animation series of the same name. This armless, legless character with a propeller cap and speech impediment became an internet icon before YouTube even existed. A time capsule of internet humor that defined web entertainment for millennials during the dial-up era.
A dismissive term for complete and utter nonsense, bullshit, or ridiculous lies. Used when someone's story or claim is so obviously false it doesn't even deserve serious consideration.
A state of visual chaos so extreme and overwhelming that it transcends normal messiness into an art form of disorder. When disarray becomes so legendary it demands its own category—basically, if a tornado had a Instagram aesthetic.
he who must not be named
A slang term that describes a friend who is ignoring his or her friends while dating someone.
When discussing education, HWCU stands for "historically white colleges and universities." This designation describes colleges and universities at which the majority of the student body has historically been White. HWCUs are often (but not always) also predominantly white institutions (PWIs), meaning the majority of their current student body is White.
A common sweetener found in many foods and drinks; similar to plain sugar, but is made from corn; has been under fire by health advocates in recent years because of its overuse.
Regional Appalachian folklore term for a lone male turkey exhibiting creepy, ominous behavior—basically the avian equivalent of that guy who stares too long at the bus stop. Like black cats, they're believed to bring bad luck, though most people treat this superstition with appropriate skepticism.
The common misspelling of "hustle" that appears so frequently it's become its own unofficial variant. Ironically, misspelling the word for working hard suggests you weren't hustling hard enough in English class.
Criminal slang for stolen goods that are still traceable and therefore dangerous to possess or sell. Merchandise is "hot" when it's fresh off the theft, easily identifiable, and likely to attract unwanted law enforcement attention. The temperature metaphor perfectly captures the risky, handle-with-care nature of recently pilfered items.
A brutally blunt way to describe someone who's aesthetically challenged, suggesting they're so unattractive that their appearance is almost offensive. It implies that looking decent would require significant effort and possibly divine intervention. This is the kind of insult that gets whispered, not shouted.
An intensifier meaning something is so extreme, intense, or out of the ordinary that it's beyond your current capabilities or comfort zone. Can describe anything from fashion choices to difficulty levels. It's basically saying something is operating on a level you're not ready for.
A signature fireball attack from Street Fighter executed by Ryu and Ken—now used as a verb or exclamation in gaming culture to describe unleashing a powerful move or calling out spam tactics. Originated from Japanese martial arts fighting games.
holy hole in a doughnut
copying somebody else's search results
The term is only used in informal settings since it refers to personal matters. It is typically used between friends who are curious about each other's personal life.