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A phrase originating on South park. It was used to insult Rob Schneider and his various roles. Used to express that there's just no point in explaining how ridiculous his roles are.
The gloriously annoying act of blowing through a dog toy squeaker, presumably until everyone within earshot wants to strangle you. Named for the high-pitched torture it inflicts on both pets and humans alike.
Descriptive adjective meaning either impressively loud (farts, horns) or impressively large (people, objects). The verbal equivalent of adding three exclamation points. When "big" or "loud" just doesn't convey the sheer magnitude of what you're witnessing.
A bruise on the neck (or other exposed skin) caused by aggressive kissing or sucking; a visible badge of makeout honor that you'll inevitably regret by Monday morning.
Originating from "Huckleberry Finn", who was a douche bag. Thus, huckapuck another word for douche. douche duesh asshole
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Not many people use HLM since it is obscure and specific. However, if you encounter the acronym, you may need to use context clues to know who the "he" is unless they mention him in the same conversation or message.
A health acronym that represent the high density of lipoproteins that pick up excess cholesterol in your blood and take it to the liver to be broken down.
High maintenance describes a person who needs a lot of attention, typically in the form of emotional or financial support. It may also be used to refer to a person who does not like to compromise when it comes to his expensive taste in clothing, food, homes, cars, etc.
extraordinarily or showily horrific
An unremarkable, everyday person with no particularly special qualities—your basic common folk who blend into the background. The term conjures the image of someone eating the most pedestrian breakfast possible, suggesting they're as ordinary as it gets. It's not necessarily an insult, just an acknowledgment that some people are aggressively average.
The imaginary medical condition used to explain that awkward single hiccup that erupts from your body at the worst possible moment. Unlike normal hiccups that come in annoying sequences, hiccupitis strikes once and sounds like your body is trying to speak whale. It's the perfect excuse for that weird noise you just made during a silent meeting.
A tribute entry referencing the late actor Heath Ledger through a pastiche of medieval knightly virtues and "A Knight's Tale" references. The definition itself is lifted from the film's introduction scene, blending the actor's cinematic legacy with exaggerated chivalric ideals. It's less a slang term and more a fan memorial dressed in period costume.
The unofficial tax you impose when holding drugs for a friend, essentially charging storage fees in product form. It's the pharmaceutical equivalent of your roommate "borrowing" your milk, except everyone involved knows this transaction is happening. Consider it rent for the risk and inconvenience of being someone's mobile dispensary.
The lovably dim-witted protagonist of the cult classic early-2000s Flash animation series of the same name. This armless, legless character with a propeller cap and speech impediment became an internet icon before YouTube even existed. A time capsule of internet humor that defined web entertainment for millennials during the dial-up era.
Hot From A Distance—that tragic phenomenon when someone looks absolutely stunning from across the room but becomes decidedly less attractive as you approach. A visual catfish in real time.
The melodramatic act of consuming excessive quantities of Hot Cheetos as a form of self-destructive comfort eating. It's that beautiful intersection of teenage angst and snack food choices where the only thing dying is your stomach lining and your dignity.
To get anally raped and not telling anyone about it.
The Houston Pootang Destroyers An elite group of gamers, racists, nerds, grease monkeys and car aficionados. Has since been separated… but not disbanded…
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Holy Hole in a Donut Batman
HTFAISK is a slang acronym people typically use when they want to emphasize that they have no idea about something. People may use it aggressively (when they intend the "F" to stand for "F***") or in a lighthearted, family-friendly tone (where the "F" stands for "Flip"). You'll have to rely on context to decipher between the two.
Regional Appalachian folklore term for a lone male turkey exhibiting creepy, ominous behavior—basically the avian equivalent of that guy who stares too long at the bus stop. Like black cats, they're believed to bring bad luck, though most people treat this superstition with appropriate skepticism.