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A lovably Canadian insult for someone who's a bit dim, clumsy, and probably nursing their third Molson of the morning. Popularized by the McKenzie brothers, it's the polite northern version of calling someone a bumbling idiot. Think of it as 'bless your heart' but with more flannel and hockey references.
Someone who is embarrassed or stressed out might use HMS to mean "hanging myself." Typically, people deploy this acronym hyperbolically, to exaggerate their feelings of shame, depression, or irritation.
A health acronym that represent the high density of lipoproteins that pick up excess cholesterol in your blood and take it to the liver to be broken down.
Forcing roosters to fight is cock fighting. Forcing hamsters to fight...
Northern California's gift to American slang, serving as an all-purpose intensifier meaning "very," "really," or "a lot." It can modify literally anything and has spread far beyond the Bay Area despite initial resistance. If you're not using "hella," you're hella missing out.
acronym for High Altitude Mega Fart. They can occur when living in or visiting high elevations. Known to happen during ski trips and hiking trips in the mountains and also on-board airplanes. Believed to be caused by the large difference in pressure between your insides and the low pressure of high altitudes thus causing a larger and more violent expulsion of gas through the anus than would occur at sea levels.
While HFTs aim to make fast money, their activity makes the market more volatile. Investors often view high-frequency traders negatively because those with the fastest technology have an unfair advantage.
Hot From A Distance—that tragic phenomenon when someone looks absolutely stunning from across the room but becomes decidedly less attractive as you approach. A visual catfish in real time.
A delightfully misspelled version of 'hypocrite' that has taken on its own life in internet discourse. Describes someone who condemns behavior in others while enthusiastically engaging in the same actions themselves, proving that spelling errors can sometimes capture the essence even better than correct words.
Holy Hole in a Donut Batman
That disorienting state when you're rudely awakened before you've had enough sleep, leaving you groggy, confused, and unable to comprehend basic human communication. Everything looks fuzzy and words sound like they're spoken underwater.
That intense, physically overwhelming sensation when someone you're obsessed with merely exists in your vicinity; your heart's chaotic way of short-circuiting due to pure romantic overload.
People who are discussing top-notch products use HQ to mean "high quality." You may see this acronym in text, social media, or forum messages when a user says good things about a video, gadget, book, piece of clothing, or another item.
happicle n (happy + diminutive suffix Ðicle, like in "particle," "icicle") Ð a particle of happiness, the smallest unit of happiness; a single happy occurrence or a momentary feeling of happiness.
The Swiss Army knife of casual verbs: means either to visit a place or to contact someone for something you need. Perfect for when you want to sound laid-back about your Jamba Juice addiction or hitting your parents up for rent money. Maximum versatility, minimum syllables.
A signature fireball attack from Street Fighter executed by Ryu and Ken—now used as a verb or exclamation in gaming culture to describe unleashing a powerful move or calling out spam tactics. Originated from Japanese martial arts fighting games.
A self-proclaimed DJ wannabe who constantly shoves mixtapes into everyone's hands and won't shut up about electronic dance music. Think of the guy who took a Soundcloud producer course and now considers himself Calvin Harris.
The melodramatic act of consuming excessive quantities of Hot Cheetos as a form of self-destructive comfort eating. It's that beautiful intersection of teenage angst and snack food choices where the only thing dying is your stomach lining and your dignity.
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A baseball abbreviation that refers to the number of "holds" a pitcher has recorded.
The act of ruining someone's perfectly good vibe, usually uttered by someone channeling their inner 1970s stoner. It's what happens when your friend starts discussing their existential dread right when you're peacefully enjoying your lava lamp. A vintage phrase that deserves more usage in modern times.
A very attractive, sexy, beautiful woman. To men she is like kryptonite laced with Viagra.
Husband and Wife forever
head n****r in charge