No cap, this category is bussin fr fr.
Someone who's ride-or-die loyal, always has your back with solid advice, and constantly apologizes because they're terrified of losing the friendship—basically an anxiously-attached emotional rock.
A portmanteau of 'guess' and 'estimate' capturing that magical moment when you have absolutely no idea what you're talking about but need to sound authoritative anyway. It's the number you pull out when research isn't an option.
An Australian expression of mock disbelief or playful dismissal, practically the national greeting for situations too ridiculous to process. Where other countries say 'no way,' Australians lead with profanity and charm.