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Guitar Hero Thumb—a repetitive strain injury on your strumming hand from shredding plastic guitars at expert difficulty levels way too often. It's the badge of honor no one wanted to earn.
The term may be used in a sentence, such as "their family is goals." It may also be preceded with a hashtag (#) and used next to an image or story that illustrates what you are trying to attain.Relationship goalsis a popular variation of the goals term.
A phonetically comedic attempt at British English pronunciation of 'governor'—what happens when British slang meets cartoonish caricature.
A humorous term for duct tape used as a quick-fix repair on vehicles, originating from Gastonia, North Carolina. When your bumper's hanging off and you need a solution that's 'good as new' (sort of), Gastonia Chrome is your friend.
In Minecraft, when you get surrounded and absolutely demolished by a horde of hostile mobs (skeletons, creepers, zombies, etc.) all at once. It's a multiplayer defeat of the most embarrassing kind.
To be ghosted by someone you genuinely connected with on a dating app—named after the feeling of being mysteriously vanished on by someone who seemed perfect.
Self-deprecating slang for someone who struggles with romantic or sexual success—short for 'Get No Bitches Association,' a humorous acknowledgment of chronic single status. It's the digital equivalent of a self-roast.
A bowel movement of such extraordinary magnitude that it seems to violate basic human physiology and plumbing regulations; a toilet-clogging feat of legendary proportions.
The superhuman ability to tetris multiple items into one hand—a survival skill born from the fashion industry's cruel pocket conspiracy. Watching a woman wield this power is like witnessing a magician, except the magic is pure necessity.
A gay or lesbian young urban professional—the LGBTQ+ equivalent of 'yuppie' who prioritizes career advancement and designer labels over nightlife and stereotypical community aesthetics.
That blissful mental state when a substance (usually an edible or drink) finally kicks in and you're no longer waiting—you're *there*. It's the moment of no return into a night of questionable decisions.
The group photo version of a selfie—a picture taken with a front-facing camera that captures you plus a bunch of other people in one frame. It's also a friendly competition to see who can fit the most people in a single shot.
That moment when something startles, scares, or creeps you out so badly that your skin erupts in goosebumps—whether from genuine fear, eerie vibes, or someone jumping out to terrify you.
Either your parents' parents' parents (your most senior relatives), or an exceptionally cool and generous grandparent who actually remembers what it's like to be young.
A dramatic vocalization that combines a sharp gasp with an excited exclamation, expressing profound surprise or shock that a simple 'gasp' just cannot adequately convey. When regular reactions aren't extra enough for the moment.
A coded term used by students to refer to vaping devices while in school, allowing for discreet conversation about vape usage in environments where it's forbidden.
The final evolutionary form of Dad Bod—when the beer belly, love handles, and general descent into comfort have reached maximum intensity. It's what happens when you stop fighting the inevitable.
Street slang for oral sex that emphasizes the anatomical location doing the heavy lifting. Popular in hip-hop and probably used by people much cooler than you.
Playing video games alone obsessively to the point where your real-world social life withers and your only relationships are with NPCs.
A close group of friends or associates who spend time together regularly; your squad or crew. Can also refer to a organized group engaged in criminal activity, though the former usage is more common in casual speech.
A polite but firm way to tell someone to leave you alone; basically 'get lost' with cosmic attitude.
"Goddamn Girlfriend"—a texting abbreviation for when you're too frustrated with your romantic partner to type out her actual name because that might show mercy.
Smoking so much marijuana that your body stages a full mutiny and forces you to vomit uncontrollably. Nature's way of telling you that you've exceeded your quota.
To complete something with integrity, heart, and unwavering attention to detail; doing it right the first time, the right way, no shortcuts.