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The practical financial framework of measuring purchases, savings, and expenses in units of beer rather than actual currency. A conversion system where "I saved $15" becomes "I saved three pints," making fiscal responsibility suddenly relatable to those who balance their budget in brewskis. The preferred accounting method of pub philosophers everywhere.
A dramatic escalation of 'I swear' that invokes eternal damnation as collateral for your truthfulness, popularized by reality TV royalty. When pinky promises aren't enough and you need to put your immortal soul on the line to prove you're not lying about who ate the last slice of pizza.
Benevolent Dictator For Life
Best Friends For Ever And Ever
but I could be wrong
but i still love you
be right back, got to pee
Those who are goingAFKfor a bit use BRBS to mean "be right back soon." This acronym signals that the person will returnASAP(likely after taking care of somethingIRL).
Friend's penis. Usually used when someone is showing a friend his genitalia.
Someone who engages in lazy, low-effort, or sketchy behavior despite not actually being homeless—basically acting like you've given up on life without the excuse of actually living on the street.
An insulting slang term typically referring to someone's backside or used as a general insult for an obnoxious person. It's mildly crude but not quite profane.
Someone who acts without thinking, behaves impulsively, or just generally operates in a chaotic, goofy manner—basically a human wrecking ball of confusion and weirdness.
A person born during the post-World War II baby boom, typically between 1946 and 1964; in modern slang, used dismissively to refer to anyone perceived as out-of-touch or resistant to change, regardless of actual age.
The state of being disproportionately offended or upset over something minor, often accompanied by visible pouting or passive-aggressive behavior. This internet-age classic describes someone whose ego is so bruised they might as well be sitting on an ice pack. Perfect for when someone can't take a joke or loses gracefully.
Someone with an attractive body but an unfortunately unattractive face—a paradox that's usually disappointing when you think about it long-term. The opposite of the whole package deal.
be back in a little bit
Black, Indigenous, and people of color
Better Luck Next time
A Dragon Ball Z reference describing when someone suddenly becomes inexplicably jacked and irrationally angry, particularly at someone named Kakarot (or just anyone in general). The ultimate gym bro transformation fantasy.
Girls commonly use BGF in messages and on social media to refer to their best guy friend. A BGF is typically only platonic, but sometimes BGFs can develop into boyfriend material.
The act of talking smack about someone behind their back, typically in a disparaging or disrespectful manner. The term evokes the image of someone's lower lip flapping with gossip and trash talk while the subject remains blissfully unaware. It's the verbal equivalent of throwing shade when someone's not around to catch it.
Marijuana cigars created by hollowing out a cigar wrapper and filling it with cannabis, named after the Phillies Blunt brand originally used for this purpose. These became iconic in hip-hop culture during the 1990s as a more substantial alternative to regular joints. They're the premium smoking experience for those who like their weed wrapped in tobacco leaf.
The absolute peak of excellence; something so good it makes you wonder how life existed before it. A vintage compliment that's somehow still charming, like a well-preserved 1920s speakeasy.
A casual abbreviation for 'beverage,' typically used when referring to drinks at social gatherings. Lazy pronunciation for the lazy afternoon.