bedroom foot ball

Definition

The indoor sport of tackling your friends into furniture and walls, typically played by bored teenagers with no regard for their parents' home decor. This activity inevitably ends with broken lamps, holes in drywall, and someone grounded for a week. A leading cause of "We can't have nice things."

Example Usage

The guys started playing bedroom football and now there's a dent in the closet door shaped like Kyle's shoulder.

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