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A belief system and interpretive practice that claims celestial bodies and their movements influence human personality, behavior, and events. It differs from astronomy, which is the scientific study of space and celestial objects.
The peak level of simp behavior—someone so devoted to pursuing romantic attention that they've turned it into an art form. It's like they're climbing out of the simp pit but haven't quite reached ground level yet.
Operating at peak confidence and skill; performing so exceptionally well that everyone around you has no choice but to watch in admiration.
When one partner literally leaves the other behind during an activity (like hiking) without checking if they're okay, which somehow counts as relationship-ending grounds. It's the outdoor enthusiast's way of saying 'I'm breaking up with you by walking really fast and not looking back.'
A PlayStation 2 dating simulation game where you romance anime girls with branching storylines—the blueprint for countless hours of pressing X buttons while telling nobody about it.
New Haven, Connecticut's charmingly unpronounceable term for pizza (pronounced 'ah-beetz'), because apparently the region decided 'pizza' needed more vowels and confusion.
A slightly awkward but endearing way of saying 'thank you for accompanying me' or 'thanks for coming with me,' blending 'accompany' with the more formal '-ment' suffix. It's the kind of mildly incorrect grammar that actually sounds kind of wholesome.
Someone who softens offensive comments with 'I'm sorry, but...' as if a preamble makes prejudice more palatable.
The National Day of Silence—a GLSEN-initiated youth movement highlighting the erasure of LGBTQ+ voices, typically marked with an X written or taped on participants' mouths.
Slang for something so undeniably excellent it has transcended normal 'dope' status; usually applied to music producers whose beats are genuinely transcendent.
The sound of your brain short-circuiting when you've completely blanked on what you were about to say. Keyboard mash as a cry for help—universal panic expressed through random letters.
Acronym for 'All Fucking Kinds of Crazy'—used to describe someone whose behavior is so chaotically unhinged across multiple categories that you can't even categorize their insanity. It's chaos in its purest form.
Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response; a tingling sensation some people experience in response to specific auditory or visual stimuli like whispering, tapping, or crinkling sounds. Often used to describe content designed to trigger this relaxation response.
A backhanded compliment deployed to salvage someone's reputation after they say something monumentally stupid. It's the jargon equivalent of 'well, bless your heart,' but for the internet age.
The darkly ironic belief that wealth and leisure will magically materialize with zero effort—a philosophy popular among lottery ticket enthusiasts and those who've decided hard work is fundamentally overrated.
A venue filled with coin-operated video games and electronic games where players pay quarters or tokens to play for points or prizes. Arcades became cultural centers for gaming, competition, and socialization, peaking in popularity in the 1980s.
People who dismiss an entire medium without ever watching it, often out of fear of social judgment or a desperate need to conform to mainstream standards.
The rare distinction between 'free' (which always has hidden fees like shipping or processing charges) and 'absolutely free' (actually, genuinely, no-strings-attached free). It's the phrase that separates false advertising from actual charitable acts.
The prison-issued shoes handed to inmates in New Jersey facilities—a darkly humorous reference to former Governor Jon Corzine. Basically the opposite of a sneaker flex.
The opposite of charm or charisma—basically having negative game so severe that you actively repel potential romantic interests with your awkwardness or bad vibes.
Relating to beauty, the appreciation of beauty, or a set of principles concerning the nature and appreciation of beauty. In modern usage, 'aesthetic' often refers to a cohesive visual or stylistic theme, especially in fashion, design, or internet culture.
Someone so charismatic and culturally influential that people remain obsessed with them despite their glaring problematic views—the ultimate 'I hate-follow them but can't look away' person.
A statement expressing regret, remorse, or acknowledgment of wrongdoing, typically offered to someone who has been hurt or offended. A genuine apology usually includes recognition of the harm caused and an attempt to make amends.