Alpine Divorce

Advanced 📱 Gen-Z / Internet Slang

Definition

When one partner literally leaves the other behind during an activity (like hiking) without checking if they're okay, which somehow counts as relationship-ending grounds. It's the outdoor enthusiast's way of saying 'I'm breaking up with you by walking really fast and not looking back.'

Example Usage

Chad went ahead on the trail, ignored my calls, and ate all the snacks at camp—I knew it was an Alpine Divorce when he didn't even bother searching for me.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Alpine%20Divorce&defid=18639596)

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