toothsome

Definition

A deliciously pretentious way to describe something so delicious you want to marry it. Often used by food critics to sound sophisticated while describing comfort food.

Example Usage

The toothsome pastry melted on her tongue with an embarrassingly audible moan.

Source: Culinary and food writing terminology

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