stayathomemomopedia

Definition

A humorous reference guide outlining the complete job description of staying home to raise children, including responsibilities, job security, career advancement, and benefits packages. Spoiler: the benefits are 'love' and 'eternal exhaustion.'

Example Usage

Before I quit my job, I checked the stayathomemomopedia to see if the health insurance was worth it.

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