Helicopter Parent Job Syndrome

Definition

When HR policies are so restrictive and controlling that employees feel micromanaged by automated systems rather than actual humans.

Example Usage

The new time-tracking software gave us helicopter parent job syndrome—every keystroke monitored.

Source: Modern workplace psychology

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