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The medical specialty dedicated to kidneys and their impressive ability to filter 200 quarts of blood daily while maintaining your body's chemical balance. Nephrologists are the doctors you meet when your kidneys are underperforming, often dealing with dialysis, transplants, and telling patients to actually take their blood pressure medication. It's a field where everyone becomes intimately familiar with urine samples and creatinine levels.

Example Usage

After his primary care doctor noticed protein in his urine for the third visit in a row, she referred him to nephrology for a workup.

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