Definition

The verb form of the modern gig economy hustle: piecing together income from multiple sources instead of relying on one traditional job. It's freelancing, side hustles, and Etsy shops all rolled into a lifestyle choice that's equal parts liberating and financially terrifying.

Example Usage

Since getting laid off, I've been cobbling together a living from freelance writing, dog walking, and selling vintage clothes online.

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