Definition

Reorganization—the periodic reshuffling of reporting structures, teams, and responsibilities that creates months of confusion while solving none of the actual problems. Corporate musical chairs where someone always loses their seat.

Example Usage

This is the third reorg in two years; I've reported to five different managers without changing my job responsibilities once.

Origin

Organizational management terminology, common since mid-20th century

Fun Fact

Studies show the average knowledge worker experiences a major reorg every 18-24 months, with each one reducing productivity for 6+ months.

Source: Organizational change and management terminology

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