Bottom Line

Definition

The final financial result, and the only line anyone in the C-suite actually reads. Every other line in the report is just decoration leading up to the moment someone scrolls to the bottom and either smiles or updates their LinkedIn.

Example Usage

"What's the bottom line here?" asked the CFO, who had just been handed a 200-page report and wanted to skip to the ending like it was a mystery novel.

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