Open Floor Plan

Beginner 💼 Corporate / Business

Definition

An office design where everyone sits together in a cacophony of noise and distraction under the guise of 'collaboration and transparency.' It's a productivity killer marketed as innovative thinking.

Example Usage

Our new open floor plan looked great in the architectural renderings, but nobody can concentrate because of the constant background noise.

Source: Corporate office design terminology

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