Cargo Fucker

Definition

A shipping or freight company that has completely failed to grasp the concept of logistics—missing delivery dates, losing shipments, ignoring customs forms, and causing damage while somehow avoiding accountability.

Example Usage

We paid upfront but they delivered our shipment to the wrong warehouse three weeks late—absolute cargo fuckers.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cargo%20Fucker&defid=7037281)

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