Definition

The corporate world's favorite verb for getting everyone on the same page, or at least pretending to. Whether you're aligning stakeholders, strategies, or quarterly objectives, it means forcing disparate things into some semblance of order. In tech, it's about memory architecture; in business, it's about making sure nobody torpedoes the project by going rogue.

Example Usage

Let's align on our Q3 priorities before the stakeholder meeting so we're all telling the same story.

Source: Common business terminology

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